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Ummm... yeah, Holly. It's a mold. It's an exact replica. It would be weirder if it looked different... ... you... still don't get how this works, do you?
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I consider stealing expensive cosmetics the pinnacle of girl-on-girl crime. May she be waterboarded with La Mer.
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That is all.
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and one day, me!
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That reminded me of the Girls Next Door episode where they all cast their body parts in chocolate for Hef's 115th birthday or whatever it was. Kendra had the ass, a "chocolate starfish" if you will.
Nothing says class like asking your friends and famimly to eat something molded in to the shape of your asshole.
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Ummm... yeah, Holly. It's a mold. It's an exact replica. It would be weirder if it looked different... ... you... still don't get how this works, do you?
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They met at Redemption. Forget her past, that is one detail I would make sure no one ever knew.
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"Thanks, Weezer. Nothing like a good piece of ass." Ah, Tom Skerritt.
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When I was little I was convinced that I wanted an armadillo red velvet cake for my wedding because of that movie.