The birth of Saint West was a big story, and the announcement of his name was a bigger one, but apparently Kim Kardashian thinks it would have made even more headlines if not for one tiny little obstruction: the disappearance of Kristin Cavallari’s brother, Michael.
Two Maroon 5 shows were cancelled that were supposed to take place in Shanghai and Beijing last week.
Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.
The song I reluctantly predicted for Song of the Summer now has an accompanying video starring Adam Levine’s bare ass in the sauna. Look at it.
Last Wednesday, Maroon 5—a group of sentient mall-bought Sublime hoodies that started a band—made news with the music video for their latest single "Sugar," which depicts them crashing unsuspecting (and supposedly real) brides' weddings with surprise performances. "It felt good to surprise these people and make…
Maroon 5—a band born from the daydreams of a PacSun CEO who wanted to know what it would sound like if his store made music—has released the video for their new single "Sugar." In it, Adam Levine—the human manifestation of a Hurley visor (that the PacSun website recommends wearing backwards)—and the Oakley…
At the end of every year, it seems like our society is allowing more and more room for hot garbage to fill our pop charts. We say this not as haters of pop music—we are not one of those finger-waggy assholes who thinks that Katy Perry, for example, does not make "real" music because she doesn't write and produce all…
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous.
Just when you thought advertising couldn't get any more ridiculous, Kia went and included sexualized lady hamsters in its Weird Science-like commercial for the 2015 Soul. WHY. WHY. WHY.
Adam Levine, the human version of a soiled bathing suit, appeared on David Letterman's show last night to discuss something we're all apparently dying to know about—the origin of Maroon 5's name.
Because dammit, he sounds amazing. Mmmbop was also drastically improved by the stylings of some loud-ass, ornery goats. It's so great; more, more! (There's a chance these goat videos might pitch us into an internet blackhole from which we never return. Everyone alright with that? Let's do this.)
Well, Sarah Palin's three-year contract as a contributor at Fox News is finally up, and, strangely enough, they've decided not to re-up. Palin is out. I honestly have no idea why—is it their stringent adherence to journalistic ethics? Their disdain for self-aggrandizing liars? Their reluctance to heap airtime upon…
Things I know about this week's Saturday Night Live host Jeremy Renner:
Aw, comedians who care! Or so was the premise of last night's "Night of Too Many Stars," the Comedy Central-backed benefit show which brought the big names in funny together to help children with autism. Only some of these pros brought the hotness however. (See Tina Fey at left.) But the men — Kelsey Grammer, Matthew…
While we can accept that Maroon 5 is the Police of our generation — and fine, Dave Eggers is Mark Twain and whatever else — a gentle reader alerted us today to some brand fucking new Maroon 5 lyrics that would never have been written by Sting:
