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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Forget pregnancy, I would glow like that from being in Rome.
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    Image of theloudcorral theloudcorral
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    I wish I looked this glamourous when I have a messy pony!
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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    02/27/09

    @theloudcorral: Damn, stole my comment. ;) My pony tail always looks like Im leaving softball practice and need to freshen up.
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    Image of thesciencegirl thesciencegirl
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Women are not allowed to touch their abdomens unless they are pregnant. I thought everyone knew that!
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    thesciencegirl was starred thesciencegirl was unstarred
    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Maybe she's born with it...
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/27/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: ...maybe it's Mayerine!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/27/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: Um, okay that's all I've got. She looks nice.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Well, first comes love, then comes toe ring, then comes baby in a baby carriage?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @daisen-in: I think it's "First comes love, then comes toe ring, then comes two tickets to a Grateful Dead cover band concert."
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    Image of saintbernadette saintbernadette
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    She just needs some Activia.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/27/09

    @saintbernadette: Ha! Did you see Sarah Haskins cover the Activia commercials with Jamie Lee Curtis? "She read THAT in blue paper daily!"
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @saintbernadette: "Seriously, though, that stuff works."
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    Image of returnofthemac returnofthemac
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Oh no do not let that actress that played Laura Croft in Tomb raider know about the womb watch.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    How can she spend all that damn time sunning and still have good skin? I am only 3 years older than her and my skin looks NOTHING like hers.
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    badmutha was starred badmutha was unstarred
    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @badmutha: Extraordinarily expensive cosmetics probably give her a slight edge. Why, don't you want to spend $300 on a half-ounce of moisturizer?
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    ritualtheory was starred ritualtheory was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    02/27/09

    @badmutha: Is it my imagination, or does she have sun spots on her arm?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @BlondeGoddess: She has sun spots on her arm. Human!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Looks like Jennifer is still nursing those butterflies from Oscar night. Get her some Maalox. Wait, that sounds too much like that other name, maybe Pepto Bismol instead?
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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    oooo, I'm hungry too, Jen. Time for a late-mid-afternoon snack!
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    How can I possibly notice her abdominal area when her nipple are STILL as erect as they were on "Friends"?
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @ritualtheory: Actually, she has two nipples.
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    Image of Tmoney02 Tmoney02
    02/27/09

    @ritualtheory: Apparently that's their natural state.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    02/27/09

    @Tmoney02: Oh, please tell me this has been medically validated. If a nipple erection lasts for more than four years, I think it's a syndrome.
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    Image of sassy sassy
    02/27/09

    @ritualtheory: If her nipples are pierced, and she has small barbells in them, they'll look like that.
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    I can haz manikur?
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    Image of Whiskey and Popcorn Whiskey and Popcorn
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Dearest Jen- may you enjoy at least 5 minutes of life that are not somehow tied to your ex and his current partner. That is all.
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    Image of DesirooForYou DesirooForYou
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    Ohhh she has very nice nails. I am trying to quit smoking right now so I am very jealous of her nails that don't look like they've been in a blender.


    Also, is that the style of the shirt? Or is it pinned in some weird way?

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    Image of megscissorhands megscissorhands
    02/27/09

    @DesirooForYou: I noticed the strangeness of the shirt also--it looks kind of like a "chic" athletic top??


    btw, good luck quitting!!

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    Image of misspell misspell
    02/27/09

    @DesirooForYou: You can do it! I know, banal answer, but I've done it so I am always a cheerleader for others.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/27/09

    In reply to Radiant Jennifer Aniston Incites Tabloid Womb Watch
    It's a clever ruse to distract us from the fact that she's actually just brushing away pet hair. Stars: just like us!
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    tscheese was starred tscheese was unstarred
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