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    Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet

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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    Unrelated to Jennifer's gang sign, is Marley & Moi really necessary? I have faith that the French could have figured out what Marley & Me meant.


    Also, that book was horrible.

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    Image of burningdinner burningdinner
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    I LOVE that dress, need it, want it, and think it's absolutely amazing how her eyes match the flowers perfectly...


    I think she's great.

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    burningdinner was starred burningdinner was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    "But, Owen, Susie Bright says to insert TWO fingers, not one, and then make circles and the 'come here' sign"
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    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    She is SECRETLY signaling to Brad Pitt to come and rescue her.


    She will give him TWO kids (as evidenced by the fingers) now, because she is so desperately baby crazy, and they locked eyes at the Oscars so it is so on!

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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: She's waring dark hose that cover her toe ring from John Mayer to indicate to Brad that she's AVAILABLE and WANTS HIM BACK! She parted her hair because BRAD LIKES PARTS!


    *Note to self: Submit resume to Tabloids.

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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @BabyJane: Ack! Wearing not waring.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    02/26/09

    @BabyJane: But what a "friend" of hers told me is that she is so desperate for babies that she is actually scooping future sperm out of Owen Wilson's organs right now, to impregnate herself with later. Hence the pickle-jar claw (her fingers).
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: My "sources" told me that Jen trying to scoop future sperm out of Owen Wilson's organs with her fingers has caused a huge rift in her longtime friendship with Courtney Cox Arquette.
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/26/09

    @BabyJane: @Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Well, Jen's out of luck because a "close friend" of Owen's told me that Owen douses his future sperm with hot sauce every night, just to prevent this kind of semen banditry!
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    YourScreenplaySucks was starred YourScreenplaySucks was unstarred
    Image of sweaterqueen resents the implication sweaterqueen resents the implication
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    Am I the only one who thinks the tights are dark blue, not black?
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    sweaterqueen resents the implication was starred sweaterqueen resents the implication was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    02/26/09

    @sweaterqueen resents the implication: Nope, I'm seeing 'em that way too.
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    Image of kaiwhakamarie kaiwhakamarie
    02/26/09

    @sweaterqueen resents the implication: Yeah, they look navy to me.
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    kaiwhakamarie was starred kaiwhakamarie was unstarred
    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    Is Owen holding his scarf or Jen's?
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    katie.scarlett.o'hara was starred katie.scarlett.o'hara was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    Why are they at a film premier for Miss Piggy?
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    Triphena was starred Triphena was unstarred
    Image of PippaTea PippaTea
    02/26/09

    @Triphena: Cute - Marley & PIggy
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/26/09

    @Triphena:Shouldn't they be posing with Rowlf?
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    Image of PippaTea PippaTea
    02/26/09

    @PippaTea: or, you know, "Piggy" - without the capital I and without it consequently looking like a weird reference to a Private Investigator.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    02/26/09

    @PippaTea: Ding. Ding. Ding. My first laugh/coffee spew of the day. Thank you!
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    BabyJane was starred BabyJane was unstarred
    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    "Yes I know. These two things--black tights and brown shoes--should never go together."
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Actually I think those shoes are gray. I've seen the pics on another site and they definitely look gray there.
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    EkaterinaBallerina was starred EkaterinaBallerina was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    02/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: The tights aren't black though; they're sort of... um, smoky blue-grey? To match the flowers on her dress. And the shoes match the brown flecks in her dress. But despite all the matchy-matchiness, you're right that the individual components just don't seem to go together very well.
     Reply
    t-yo3 was starred t-yo3 was unstarred
    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    She's demonstrating a self breast exam on his tummy?
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    sympathyforthebasementcat was starred sympathyforthebasementcat was unstarred
    Image of dancerevolution dancerevolution
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    She's not wearing black!! That is a miracle in and of itself. I think she looks great, minus the cut-out shooties.
     Reply
    dancerevolution was starred dancerevolution was unstarred
    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    "Who's got two [fingers], speaks limited French, and hasn't cried once today? This moi!"
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    InCahoots was starred InCahoots was unstarred
    Image of Khrushchev Khrushchev
    02/26/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies: Well-played.
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    Khrushchev was starred Khrushchev was unstarred
    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    It looks like Jen might be a fan of the shocker? (kind of). Maybe owen's frat boy sense of humor is rubbing off on her!
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    thecameralovesyou was starred thecameralovesyou was unstarred
    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    If she were to raise her fist and open those two fingers she would be making a very rude European gesture indeed.
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    Rare Affinity was starred Rare Affinity was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    02/26/09

    @Rare Affinity: A peace sign?
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    stacyinbean was starred stacyinbean was unstarred
    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    02/26/09

    @stacyinbean: Sort of the opposite.
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    Hiroine Protagonist was starred Hiroine Protagonist was unstarred
    Image of disco2000 disco2000
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    Maybe she's gesturing to the emergency exits so Owen can sneak out to get his pants pressed?
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    disco2000 was starred disco2000 was unstarred
    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    02/26/09

    In reply to Jennifer Aniston Flashes Gang Signs On French Carpet
    I actually think she is getting ready to poke Owen Wilson in the stomach. Why, I don't know. I do not have the gift to see into the heads of stars.
     Reply
    lilbobbytables was starred lilbobbytables was unstarred
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