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Fri Nov 27
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11/01/08
11/01/08
Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got... an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday [Tuesday]. Why? Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.
[...] They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.
Fuck that guy. He's a consummate idiot.
10/31/08
Who will direct Iron Man II?
(Alternate joke: That pick is so money and it doesn't even know it.)
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I'm starting to think she's not stupid. She doesn't think that's what the Constitution says, she just thinks the Constitution is wrong.
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Got some news for that boy. I'm white and I'm one of "those other folks" that will be voting, since I'm presumably not your brand of white.
What is that teeny sound I hear? Could it be a republican brain exploding? Mission accomplished.
10/31/08
Did anyone ask if she'd ever even read the constitution before they set her up for this? Because I hate to be all nerdy lawyer "Ooh, she doesn't even know her First Amendment..." but um, she doesn't even know her First Amendment!
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11/01/08
Though my absolute favorite is "I thought this was America!" I heard that THREE times in one day when I did phone intake for the ACLU. And not one was even remotely a civil rights violation.
11/01/08
10/31/08
If anything, these assholes turn me away from accepting ANY of their party's ideas, even if I might have agreed with them on anything before. I'm finding it hard to respectfully listen to any of my friends that are voting for McCain. Don't they realize they're alienating people?? Up until this election, I'm registered Independent and I've actually researched both sides. I've even voted for a few Repubs for local and state offices. Never again, at least not for a long time.
Until they got some of these batshit-crazy subhumans off the ticket, I'm registering Democrat and I won't vote for a single Republican.
10/31/08
11/01/08
Honestly had this been several years ago I would have voted for McCain as the person he was then is completely different than the one I see now. Also the person he has chosen as his running mate scares the living hell out of me and there is no way that I hope to ever see her become president.
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Enjoy your bouquet of Obamas!
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I don't do holidays, at least the traditional ones. Every day is a party in Gretchenland!
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11/01/08
Have now came home and cuddled up with a latte and wanted to see what you wonderful ladies have gotten into this afternoon/evening.
10/30/08