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    Image of Scout Scout
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    A Clown and Puffer Fish!!!
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    Image of girlwithoutahero girlwithoutahero
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    J-lo: didn't your mama ever tell you if you made a face, it would freeze like that?

    --

    What, I'm sorry? Ohh..oh this is the look you're going for. I see...
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    This isn't sexyface anymore. It's moved beyond sexyface. I'm going to call this one "Fierceface".
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    Aesop's Foibles. YES. was starred Aesop's Foibles. YES. was unstarred
    Image of megnificent megnificent
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Bret Michaels has finally started buying better weaves!
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    04/02/09

    @megnificent: Above comment intended only to mock weave and ubiquitous poutyface. Not trying to cast aspersion on her looks.
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    Image of JudgeFudge JudgeFudge
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Oh, I almost fell asleep at my computer.
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Sexy Face (TM), now with a closed pie-hole.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    She looks like Chrissy Amphlett from the Divynls.
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    Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was starred Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! was unstarred
    Image of HitOrMs will never get a gold star because she doesn't hate on sex workers HitOrMs will never get a gold star because she doesn't hate on sex workers
    04/02/09

    @Fridge Hussy : Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfas...: Mns th bd skn.
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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    04/02/09

    @HitOrMs: Did you disemvowel yourself?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Mark: Now people will believe I am strapping and outdoorsy! I look like an ad for Adirondacks tourism, don't I?
    Jlo: Prune.
    Mark: And to keep the look from being too harsh, I have this nice grey watercolor-print pashmina to soften my face.
    Jlo: Pruuuuuuune.
    Mark: Would you stop that? I'M supposed to be the zombie in this relationship.
    Jlo: JENNY FROM THE BLOCK GETS TO SAY PRUNE WHENEVER SHE WANTS, OKAY. PRUUUUUNE.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Quoth my sister: "Those two are like Steve Lawrence And Edye Gorme, only without the class, talent, or charm".


    Irrational hatred runs in my family.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    I really like that hair cut on her, if that's her real hair.
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    Image of Shamrockette Shamrockette
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Lady and the Lumberjack.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Wow that is an epic sexyface. Tyra would be proud.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    Marc my words, I'm plaid I'm not wearing his jacket.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    04/02/09

    @BabyJane: He looks like a real asscot.
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    Image of budholly101 budholly101
    04/02/09

    @BabyJane: The whole ensemble is rather khaki.
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    Image of CrankyOldBroad CrankyOldBroad
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    "I still wear the pants. They are beige. Yes, they were my idea. Now piss off."
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/02/09

    In reply to You, Sir, Are No Chuck Bass
    "Mark Anthony Cheats on J-Lo With Blow Up Doll! Several Shocked."
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
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