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    12/04/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Marilyn - it's not scary anymore (or even very rock and roll) when you look like someone's bubbie.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Oh, Marilyn Manson, while I was a fan in high school even then I realized you weren't being you but rather a second-rate David Bowie wannabe.
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    12/04/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Hey Evan, whatever rocks your world. There'll be more Alexander Skarsgard for me (in my dreams).
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Why does GLAAD hate gay people? first they give trya and award and then they defend abc?! pshaw.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    As the granddaughter of one of Pancho Villa soldiers (and I met one of his kids), I have to say that Johnny Depp as Pancho Villa is wrong!!!
    (and I really like JD)
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    12/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): As another granddaughter of a Villista soldier, former student of one of his granddaughters, fellow chihuahuense, etc, I say is more than wrong!
    Also, I love Depp, but he's more of a "tortured mumbler" type. I really don't see how that fits at all.
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    Image of GreyCat GreyCat
    12/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): I adore Johnny Depp as well but I must agree with your assessment that he would not make a good Pancho Villa. Hey, this might be crazy, but what about someone of MEXICAN descent? Picking an actor with brown hair/brown eyes and having them play hispanics/native americans/indians/whathaveyou is at best misguided. At worst, a form of blackface.
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    12/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): Then who would be a good Villa? From the pictures I've seen, maybe Daniel Day Lewis? Already has the big mustache, after all
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/03/09

    @GreyCat: Depp isn't Mexican but he is Native American. So, him playing native wouldn't be him playing against his ancestory. Many Native American's don't look "Native" because of the mixed ancestry, that doesn't mean that they aren't tribal members or don't still culturally hold themselves as natives. Johnny Depp has talked about his cultural ties to the Cherokee tribe in many interviews. I do agree with your contention that Mexican people should probably be played by someone of Mexican descent.
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    12/03/09

    @Little Green Frog (Wise Latina): I am a descendent of Emilano Zapata. I hope they pick someone good for him!
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    12/04/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: my vote would be for Javier Bardem
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    12/04/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Having 1/200ths of native american blood does not make a native american. I won't even go into how many whites seem to have some mythical (great) grandmother who was a native american princess (usually Sioux or Cherokee). It takes away roles from full blooded native american actors who never get a chance.
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    12/04/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Yeah, I don't know what pictures you've seen but Villa was very brown. Lewis would probably have to have a very deep tan to play Villa.
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    12/04/09

    @Evie Havok: Well then, Ms. Spoilypants, who would you have play the part?
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/04/09

    @Evie Havok: His grandfather was a Cherokee Indian. Many people have noted that he benefits from having the exotic features of a native person without having to face the discrimination other native people do in Hollywood because of his lighter complexion. Just because someone can pass as white doesn't mean that they aren't Native American. Many tribal members that don't look Native American are full members of the tribe. I lived on the reservation for two years when I was a toddler and then moved just across the river from the reservation where I stayed until I left for college. About 1/2 of my native friends didn't look native at all but they are full tribal members. I have one really good family friend, full blood Blackfoot Indian who had one dark, black haired child and one blonde blue-eyed baby. Just as black people all come in different shades, so do native peoples. The politics of skin tone in native culture can be just as contentious as the politics of skin tone in African-American circles. Not to mention the blood line difficulties. I had one good friend in highschool who was a mix of Blackfoot, Crow, Flathead, and Nez Perce and Souix. While he was all native, he wasn't a member of the tribe because he lacked enough blood percentage of every tribe to be considered a tribal member. So, skin tone in native cultures is a little more sticky than what you're saying here, but I respect your sentiment.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Johnny Depp is going to play Pancho Villa? Gee, I didn't know he was a mestizo mexican (that's sarcasm just in case anyone was confused).
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    12/03/09

    @Evie Havok: I'm more concerned about the movie being in Spanish. Does he even speak it?
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    12/03/09

    @dumblonde: He's fluent in French. One Romance language is as good as another, I guess.
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    12/03/09

    @dumblonde: He can totally do what Benicio Del Toro did in Traffic, which is "act" as if he speaks it, mangle what he's saying, make people in Spanish-speaking countries wonder "what the fuck is he saying?" and then be lauded by non-Spanish speaking people for his great job pretending to be fluent in the language. That's how it works, apparently.
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    12/03/09

    @Casquivana: Benicio del Toro IS fluent in Spanish. Born and raised in Puerto Rico. Honestly I just think his problem is that he takes issue with opening his mouth when he speaks. But his Spanish? Native speaker.
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    12/03/09

    @cletar: It'll definitely help. My knowledge of Spanish helped me learn French. But it's different. And on top of that a Mexican accent and on top of that to actually be a convincing Mexican!
    He has been hanging out in Puerto Rico a lot lately (filming Rum Diary, hanging out with buddy Benicio) but still...
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    The minute I read "unforeseen circumstances" I knew it = CASH. I see I was right.

    I should work in PR.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Cynthia Nixon is one classy dame. She's a great spokeswoman for marriage equality.
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    12/03/09

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    Now I know where to go to get all the hottest news about Simply Red.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    After reading this dirtbag, I now know more than I ever wanted to know about Tiger Woods' naked form.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    The only crime Hayden should be charged for is drinking crap like Coors Light.
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    12/03/09

    @TheGuvnah: You don't waste good beer on beer pong. Sheesh.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    So are the Tiger Woods Four going to be the next Hills? girls with a bad reputation who know were to find the boys and the booze.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Hayden, don't you know you can only drink at 20 if you're enrolled at an accredited college?
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Yikes for Evan. I would have tried to get Alexander back.
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    12/03/09

    In reply to Marilyn And Evan's Troubling Reunion; Did Tiger Pay His Mistress To Keep Quiet?
    Egad, I have something in common with Tiger: I can't grow calves, either. And I would shoot a death look at anyone who called me out on it.
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    Image of vixenatrix vixenatrix
    12/03/09

    @Kivrin: Yeah. It's a sensitive subject...
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    12/03/09

    @Kivrin: me too! It's actually a big sore spot.
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    12/03/09

    @Kivrin: Darling, I have calves enough for both of us. Which makes me sound like a happy dairy farmer, but in reality means I can never find comfy ass-kicking boots.
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    12/03/09

    @bluebears: I am the opposite and can't seem to get mine to become any smaller. :(
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    12/03/09

    @A Small Turnip: Sharing your pain on the boot thing.
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    Image of A-girl A-girl
    12/03/09

    @Kivrin: In my teens, I became really self-conscious when people commented on my muscular calves! Still a sore spot.

    My brother said weight-lifters ask him for tips, but it's just genes (he's a bicycling riding vegetarian hippie).
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    Image of agirlnamedstewart agirlnamedstewart
    12/04/09

    @A Small Turnip: Same problem here! I have one pair of boots that fits and they are so old and well work that the soles have teeny holes in them. I'm from a family with alot of women in it and we all have big calves. When I was younger it was comforting to look at everyone's legs, from my grandmother to my cousins and see that even though we were different heights and weights we all shared tree trunk calves.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    12/04/09

    @A Small Turnip: Have you ever looked at Duo boots? They do different calf widths and have some great styles...they're UK based (but ship international if needed)

    [www.duoboots.com]

    As a boot fanatic, I hate to see others go without!
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    12/04/09

    @A-girl: Yeah, me too. I wish I had those back. I'm working out more and trying to get them back. My poor boyfriend has skinny legs so he can't get his as muscular as mine. I've offered to trade with hime.
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