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[Los Angeles, July 15. Image via Flynet.]

Jennifer Lopez: Better Late Than Never?

• Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony had trouble getting into the Neighborhood Ball last night, because they were late. You gotta get there before the President! [Page Six]

Jennifer Aniston Cops To Photoshop

• Jennifer Aniston admits two things about that naughty nude GQ cover: that she was drunk when they snapped the pics and that they photoshopped her already perfect funbags. [NYDN]

Bristol Palin Will Have A Baby Boy!

• The country's most famous teen mom, Bristol Palin, will have a boy around December 20th with fiance Levi Johnston. The as-yet-unnamed kiddie already killed a moose with his bare hands in utero. [Page Six]

Britney On Hunger Strike?

• Britney's big eff you to her (chef) dad: Skipping dinner: "Britney thinks that if she doesn't eat much she will lose weight, then people will notice," an insider says. [MSNBC]

Jennifer Aniston: Buck Naked & Making Brangelina Jokes