Last night, Lifetime aired what was supposed to be The Unauthorized Saved By the Bell Story filled with drugs, threesomes and terrible-but-real portrayals of America’s sweethearts. What I watched was a bunch of teenaged spats, implied sex and Screech, the friend-starved child alcoholic. Lifetime, do better.
ANTM judge Kelly Cutrone threw a punch at Kanye West today, saying that being on the cover of Vogue doesn't make him a credible voice in fashion. After all, she said, Anna Wintour isn't putting out rap records (ALTHOUGH THAT WOULD BE AMAZING—WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE COMPLAINING ABOUT HERE?).
Kanye West is afraid that photo-hungry paparazzi are going to fly drones over his home while little baby North plays in the pool and accidentally ELECTROCUTE HER. Totally behind you, bro, TBH. That shit is fucking creepster.
In an interview at Cannes, Kanye West offered some opinions on the design and layout of Instagram: basically, it's okay, people like it and everything, but Kanye could do better.
Seems Lifetime has decided to devote itself wholly to a #TBT content strategy. First came Flowers in the Attic; then they announced Aaliyah and Whitney Houston biopics; and now you can set your DVRs for The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell, scheduled to debut Labor Day weekend.
Zach and Slater getting Catfished by Screech sounds amazing. Actually, I'm pretty sure that actually happened? How did that not happen?
Ahem. Jada Pinkett Smith, one of the premiere Awesome Moms of our time, has something to say. And then she will drop the mic. But first:
Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on…
Mark-Paul Gosselaar, who will most likely remain best-known for his fine work on the post-modern high school comedy Saved By the Bell, as well as for that time in Weeds when he had really nasty Showtime sex with Mary-Louise Parker, married a woman who wasn't named Kelly Kapowski at a winery in California. Gosselaar…
As you might remember from this morning, Jenny McCarthy is claiming that ex-boyfriend Jim Carrey has abandoned her 10-year-old autistic son Evan after their break-up. "I tell [Evan] that, someday, [he and Carrey will] cross paths, meet again...but it's hard," McCarthy said. "He's been in therapy. It's a process, he's…
- As part of her I Don't Give A Damn About My Disney Reputation World Tour 2010, Miley Cyrus shocked the audience of Britain's Got Talent by "simulating a lesbian kiss" on stage:
- Lindsay Lohan will host concerts coinciding with the Singapore Grand Prix this weekend because Nicole Scherzinger had to cancel. Linds says she's qualified because, "I studied NASCAR for almost a year for Herbie. It was very hot inside those cars..."
- Jude Law got someone pregnant, but not Rachel McAdams' sister Kayleen — her rep (she's a makeup artist) says "She has never even met him." [Star]
- So. The mother of Jude Law's unborn spawn is:
Jimmy Fallon has spent months trying to re-unite the cast of Saved By The Bell on his show but now they've turned around and done it for People Magazine instead. Plus, Tiffani Thiessen is trying to go viral.
Last night, one of my very favorite television characters ever returned in all his Bayside High glory to give us all a glimpse at the way he lives now. That's right: Zack Morris is back.