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    Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death

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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I wonder is Anna Paquin's home will be light tight? True Moyer isn't actually a vampire, but it can't be fun maintaining that color in Southern California. Plus that way he won't have to leave her at dawn!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Oprah—No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s bad enough that the West Side Highway is a bloody clusterfuck for the Pride parade! YOU DON’T GET TO SHUT DOWN MY CITY FOR YOUR STUPID MAGAZINE!

    Diablo Cody—Everything you say sounds terrible. (I know, I know, pass the haterade, apparently...)
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I really can't get any satisfaction over Ryan's death. Two young people's lives are over and their loved one's lives will never be the same.
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    Image of YorubaGirl YorubaGirl
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I love me some True Blood (am eagerly awaiting the recap - hurry!) and so I'm delighted by Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer's househunting. But thanks to jezebel, I cannot imagine Mr Moyer without two thoughts and several lolz.
    1) Bill looks like a powdered doughnut on TB
    2) This Snap Judgement, [jezebel.com] which yielded LAMonkeygirl's awesome comment, "This pahkin' meetah is MINE."
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    So being a party planner isn’t a suitable job for a future Queen of England in the shape of Kate Middleton? Queen Elizabeth I of England famously said in 1566 "I thank God I am endowed with such qualities that if I were turned out of the Realm in my petticoat I would prosper anywhere.
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Pfft. I used to have a $7 superhouse. It was made out of a refrigerator box and it could fly. (It also had space to draw on inner and outer walls with my 64 box of Crayolas.) Take that, Paltrow and Martin.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I am happy for Milla Jovovich. No, really. I'll just be over in the corner weeping...
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Wouldn't that be a kick if Joe Lieberman was taken out by Alec Baldwin?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    08/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: to hell with it being a kick, I'm offering Baldwin my services as head campaign volunteer/organizer/whatever he needs. Lieberman needs to go... ten years ago.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/24/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: J. Lie is a primary target in my Cupcakes for Defeat campaign. I will personally bake cupcakes for everyone who promises to vote against J. Lie, Michelle Bachmann, John McCain, etc.
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    Image of MissFiFi MissFiFi
    08/24/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'll give you my address :)
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/24/09

    @MissFiFi: It's working already!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Let the Ryan Jenkins saga be a cautionary tale for all reality shoes: CHECK BACKGROUNDS THOROUGHLY!
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    Image of dreamweave dreamweave
    08/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: hee hee hee "reality shoes" hee hee hee
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    @dreamweave: I was going to fix it, but it reads like a missive from Ed Sullivan.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Poor Cheryl Burke. I don't know what she did to piss off the producers, but no one deserves the punishment of having to dance with Tom DeLay.
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    Image of screaming_on_the_inside screaming_on_the_inside
    08/24/09

    @lalaland13: That was exactly my thought when I read that.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Fortunately, Lindsay Lohan's pants remained untouched.
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    Image of girlnamedblue girlnamedblue
    08/24/09

    @NefariousNewt: You meant leggings, right?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    As a Connecticutian, I can say without hesitation, that I would 100% vote for crazy-ass Alec Baldwin over Joe Lieberman.
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    Image of GeorgeFayne GeorgeFayne
    08/24/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: This Nutmegger agrees. Bring on Baldwin! I know terrorist cells that would make better senators than Lieberman.
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    Image of YorubaGirl YorubaGirl
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    I have just recently founded a charity to raise money for airfare to New York so that I may gaze upon the visages of Huge Ackman and Daniel Craig on a Broadway stage. Help me, Jezzies! And importantly, join me, so that I may not perv alone.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    08/24/09

    @YorubaGirl: My thoughts exactly.
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    Image of par3 par3
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    thank you, Lindsay, for making the effort to shield your offensively awful lip injections.

    that sophia bush story almost made my coffee spray out of my nose- and it's MONDAY. i have a weird way of dealing with seeing people take a hit/spill for some reason i laugh uncontrolablly and end up looking like an asshole- but hey, i try to make light of the situation what can i say?

    BI: krazy kardashians
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    Image of Fizzy77 Fizzy77
    08/24/09

    @par3: But I want to gawk in horrified amazement!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/24/09

    In reply to Lindsay "Okay" After Break-In; Details On Ryan Jenkins' Death
    Does Jerry not realise that you don't have to be married to have sex?
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    08/24/09

    @cuteasabutton: you'd think someone who was once married to Mick Jagger would receive that message in HD technicolor.
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