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    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    All I can do is dream of a show that unites Kelly Bensimone and Kate Gosselin.


    We're So Down To Earth Plus 10?


    Death of Logic and the English Language?


    Mommy Dearest?

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    Image of Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor Witchtit: Your low productivity advisor
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Posh thoughts: Beck, I had the most horrible dream last night. You had hitler-hair, and I had space-samurai hair and everyone could see us in our underwear......creepy.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    It is my opinion that if someone has to describe themselves as "so down-to-earth"...they probably aren't.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    07/02/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: (or whatever the proper grammatical structure is.)
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Posh - I've really got to pee, and these spanx-like underwear are not helping matters. Do you think he would notice if I just let it dribble out a little? There is so much body oil on me already.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Victoria: "Hmm. Deverbal nouns are verbs (or verb phrases) that have been nominalized with a nominalizing enclitic or converted into a noun through zero derivation (that is, verbs that are used syntactically as nouns without an added nominalizer)."


    David: "Bored now."

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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Victoria: "Yep. MINE."


    As an aside, that is a pretty hot ad. I'd be smugly looking daggers at all and sundry if I got to pin Becks to a big pile of rope too.

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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Victoria: Have you ever wondered if there's more to life than being ridiculously good-looking?
    David: Um, like WHAT, Victoria?
    Victoria: I don't know, like...helping people.
    David: Um, WHAT people, Victoria?
    Victoria: I don't know. PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP!
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    07/02/09

    @PreposterousHypothesis: 'Like, start a Posh Center For Children Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.'
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Kelly Bensimon loves an agglutinating, polysynthetic head-marking Southern Athabaskan language with gnarly deverbal nouns?


    The things you learn from Jezebel.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/02/09

    @la.donna.pietra: She is clearly a linguistic scholar. I look forward to reading her thoughts on the effects of text speak on semantics.
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    07/02/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: and snakes!
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    Image of dianersb was bit by a zombie dianersb was bit by a zombie
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Posh thought: I really hope I'm showing my fierceness in my eyes
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    07/02/09

    @dianersb was bit by a zombie: Or, I really hope I'm showing my fierceness in my neck.
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    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Posh's thoughts: Fucking Armani won't let me wear my sailor's cap. I mean, it's exactly what this picture needs to tie it all together. Like Armani is more stylish than me. Wanker.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Nobody puts Pocahontas in the disco. Nobody.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Posh thought... Posh Tush? Pish Posh? Mosh Posh? How does P Diddy come up with them?!
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    I thought Kate Gosslin admitted she had no fashion sense? Not to mention, I can think of a LOT of people more deserving of a fashion line than Kate Fucking Gosslin.

    As you can tell, I get really pissed when undeserving fame whores get handed fashion lines to work on (as if they actually do the work).

    I hope it doesn't work out.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    07/02/09

    @greengrey (raidersofthelostSTAR): I know, Kathy Ireland already has one.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    "I love the idea of taking Pocahontas out of the kayak and putting her into the disco" -- um, what??
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    Image of cupscake cupscake
    07/02/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce:


    oh she is sooooo down to earth partying with those Indians...

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    Image of linnyt is a walking cliché linnyt is a walking cliché
    07/02/09

    @cupscake: i wonder if luann inspired her
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    Image of Theacracy Theacracy
    07/02/09

    In reply to New Ads Help Keira, Posh & Becks Make Rent; Kate Gosselin's Clothing Line On Hold
    Navaho - Pocahontas - kayak - disco... ahhh!!
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    07/02/09

    @Theacracy: that made my brain hurt -_-
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