• A Canadian judge has ruled against a man who sued Air Transat after a flight attendant refused to examine his balls. The unhappy passenger was bleeding, but the (male) attendant opted not to look at his junk. •
• Two teachers have been removed from their jobs at a Brooklyn high school after they were caught undressing in an empty classroom. Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were getting busy during a talent show when a janitor walked in.
Disgraced track star Marion Jones will give her first post-prison interview today on . The athlete was released from prison on September 5 after completing a six-month sentence for lying about steroid use. 
- Wyoming caucus tomorrow! Obama is expected to win. Because it's the home state of his distant cousin Dick Cheney? Nah, but I thought I'd use this bizarre picture anyway. [AP, Rolling Stone]
- I couldn't exactly run another Samantha Power pic. But here she is in the news again, talking about how that whole sixteen month…