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    More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case

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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Somebody help me please! I am surrounded by these douchey millionaire husbands who are shafting their exes--Peter Brant, Steve Phillips, Jim Nantz, and Bob Haldeman. Must be something in the water here in Fairfield County..... #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    It seems so unfair that such detestable people should have the wherewithal to purchase such great art. I hate that all those Cindy Shermans and Basquiats are in these two's hands. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    When I got divorced it was basically who wants the salad spinner and who wants the electric can opener. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @sassyredhead: I hope you got the can opener. Basic survival depends on the ability to open canned food. At least it does if I'm the one cooking. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Add Ms. Seymour to the list of beautiful people who are probably aliens because they never age. If this woman has an addiction problem, I need one too. #stephanieseymour
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    There is literally nothing about this mess that doesn't make me vomit. They are so fucking despicable that they absolutely deserve one another. It's a pity the marriage didn't work out. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: Also, I really hate that I am so childish that I went here, but: It saddens me that Stephanie Seymour is such a miserable, nasty person and still so incredibly beautiful. Life is not fair. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: My old girlfriend in San Diego used to cut SS's hair and she was in fact a nasty, mean, pretentious, arrogant and altogether unlikable person. She was so "me-me-me" she made even the most egotistical diva look like a humble version of Mother Teresa. She was dumb as a bag of dirt and made no bones about using her snootch to get what she wanted. I did not like her, not at all. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: There was an anecdote in the Kurt Coabin biography "Heavier than Heaven" about Stephanie Seymour. I think this was at the 1993 MTV VMAs, while she was still dating Axl, and right after Courtney Love gave birth to Frances.

    As the story goes, Axl Rose and Stephanie approached the Cobains backstage to start a fight. Axl insulted Kurt and their child, Kurt then asked Axl to be Frances' godfather. Stephanie, feeling left out, walked over to Courtney, who was boucing Frances on her knee and sneered, "Are you a model?" to which Courtney replied, "No, are you a brain surgeon?" Stephanie stuttered and then walked away.

    Obviously, I have never met SS in person, but I've heard many stories by people who have and each one is worse than the last.
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    11/06/09

    @Tchotchke: believe them. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @thatgirlinnewyork: Really? Do you have intel? PM if you want to share. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I effing love it when even the lawyers say their clients are liars. Gotta love it when you've been doing it for so long that cynicism wins over a zealous defense. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    Where is her bellybutton? #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    @JinxyMcDeath: Brant got it in the divorce settlement. #stephanieseymour
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    11/06/09

    In reply to More Dirty Details Of The Seymour/Brant Divorce Case
    I can't take these fucking people seriously. #stephanieseymour
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Sonia To Design For H&M; Carolina Becomes American Citizen
    The news about Fisher made me sad. I am beyond excited about Ford getting back into women's wear. Somewhat off-topic....is Jenna on vacation? Haven't seen her posting in awhile. Just curious.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Sonia To Design For H&M; Carolina Becomes American Citizen
    I thought people shouldn't be wearing Crocs because they are an affront to humanity.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    09/28/09

    In reply to Sonia To Design For H&M; Carolina Becomes American Citizen
    Dear Jews,

    May I offer you your choice of a wide variety of very attractive shoes that make my feet bleed? One particularly beautiful pair of jewel tone blue flats come complete with my ACTUAL BLOOD staining the back. I have flats and heels. Guaranteed to make you sorry you were ever born.

    The line forms to the left.
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    09/28/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Do you have anything in a horrifying rash of blisters?
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    09/28/09

    @GirlyQ is feeling extra lesbionic: I don't know about "rash" but if you're into heel blisters, I have a beautiful pair of black and white lace ballet flats. If you'd rather just have the skin on the back of your heels shorn off, I have the above mentioned jewel tone blues.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Sonia To Design For H&M; Carolina Becomes American Citizen
    I'm actually excited about the Sonia Rykiel/H&M collaboration -- although there's always such a stampede on those designer collections, I doubt I will be able to get my hands on one of her sweaters.
    Also hope for non-itchy wool.
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    09/28/09

    In reply to Sonia To Design For H&M; Carolina Becomes American Citizen
    I wonder how makeup for men will differ from makeup for women...

    Also, the dress in the center is beautiful and looks super comfy.
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    09/28/09

    @Acefreakly: I have looked at it. It is the same stuff in manly packaging and is just a smaller line- bronzer, concealer, and eye liner basically.
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    09/28/09

    @Acefreakly: It just tends to steer towards creating the no-makeup effect. Everything is very matte and neutral. Some of the big sellers in that line are actually a lip balm that has no shine to it and an undereye concealer.
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    09/28/09

    @librariesare4lovers: Jared Leto should totally do a line.
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    08/24/09

    In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
    America is way more conservative than Europe when it comes to fashion, that's why American Vogue is always a year behind the French or Italian version; American women - in general - need time to let the avant-garde become more mainstream before they will chance it.
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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    08/24/09

    In reply to Join Us For Vogue's Smallest September Issue Ever!
    So if it's Charlize in September, that must mean Drew Barrymore in October.

    I got this issue over the weekend and well, it's OK. I don't know if I can handle another Charlie interview, but the Jenny Sanford article was at least somewhat interesting.

    I still had trouble finding the table of contents. I wish there would be a little flap you could pull out and open up to the table of contents, but then that would deprive you of the wonderful majesty of flipping through a gajillion ads.
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