The View Co-Hosts Engage In Girl-On-Girl Action At The Request Of A Gay Man
Today, Mario Cantone was on The View — on which he regularly appears as "the gay friend" — to plug his latest movie, Sex and the City, in which he appears as "the gay friend" to an entirely different group of women. The View ladies asked Cantone if he thinks they'll finally win the Daytime Emmy they've often been…
Pete Doherty's New Drug Buddy: A Kitten
- We previously told you that Pete Doherty's cat, Dinger (slang for syringe), may have ingested cocaine. Well, now, Pete has apparently got one of Dinger's kittens hooked on crack. Of that kitten, a source says, "In Pete's mind it is the only one who understands him now." WTF. [The Sun]
- Michael Lohan visited daughter…
Joy Behar Is Horny For Rhino Love
The View is back! The View is back! I couldn't be more excited. Pass me the Astroglide, because I think I just grew a dick and I wanna stick it in a man's anus—that's how wonderfully gay the lineup was all week on our favorite morning gab fest. Joan Rivers! Jackie Collins! Mary Tyler Moore! Mario Cantone! Plus, Oprah…
Wedding Bells, Not Bumps, For Moss And Doherty?
- Is a bridal line in Kate Moss's future? Her boyfriend, supposedly sober Pete Doherty, says that if he can stay clean, he hopes to marry Moss this summer. We say there's as good a chance of that happening as there is our voting for Giuliani in 2008. [Yahoo News]
- New names being tossed around to replace Rosie O'Donnell.…

