Here Is A Male Seahorse Essentially Jizzing 1,800 Tiny Baby Seahorses

Male seahorses are blessed with the miracle of childbirth. You may be surprised to hear that humans don't work the same way, but I am here to impart you with my wisdom. It's a bittersweet moment, though, because this particular male seahorse's lush fertility belies his lifelong dream of being a comedian. :( » 4/21/12 4:00pm 4/21/12 4:00pm