Reading the Michael Lohan thing... I am now absolutely convinced that there is a Nobel Prize awarded to the Worst Human Being on Earth, and he's desperately gunning for it.
As much as I despise Carrie Prejean and believe her tongue should be cut out, I kinda feel for that girl (or at least her mother) to be in the room when that was shown. I would say "low blow," but it's really not nearly as much of a bitch move as half of the stunts she's pulled. Lesson: nobody wins when everybody behaves like a B.
Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
I definitely read 'Mad Max: Fury Road' as 'Mad Men: Fury Road', and had this great image of everyone in their suits hurling flaming highball glasses at each other. #britneyspears
@Crackers In Bed: Ha! I'm thinking that if Matthew Weiner combines the two ideas, he has a great episode for later in the 1960s, when everyone at Sterling Cooper discovers hallucinogens. #britneyspears
True Story: A few years ago, I wrote an article on a Nashville-based artist/carpenter who had an entire line of furniture based on women's lingerie. He had a dresser almost identical to the one above, but with dark wood and colored accents. #gagsandnovelties
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Competition is fierce this year. #britneyspears
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Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
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I find it sad that even wardrobes aren't immune to size prejudice.
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Gentlemen Prefer Blonde Wood
Some Like It Folded #gagsandnovelties
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