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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11:20 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Reading the Michael Lohan thing... I am now absolutely convinced that there is a Nobel Prize awarded to the Worst Human Being on Earth, and he's desperately gunning for it.

    Competition is fierce this year. #britneyspears
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    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    11:05 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ashlee Simpson as Roxie Hart = casting fail. #britneyspears
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    11:03 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Just don't tell me Russell Brand wears a wig. I'd die bananas. #britneyspears
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    10:52 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    As much as I despise Carrie Prejean and believe her tongue should be cut out, I kinda feel for that girl (or at least her mother) to be in the room when that was shown. I would say "low blow," but it's really not nearly as much of a bitch move as half of the stunts she's pulled. Lesson: nobody wins when everybody behaves like a B.

    Apply lesson to Michael Lohan/John Gosselin fuckery. #britneyspears
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    11:12 AM

    @Snowbunny: Maybe I'm a bitch, but all I feel is sweet, sweet Schadenfreude. #britneyspears
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    Image of mommy_dearest mommy_dearest
    10:47 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Hortense, there is only so much bad news I can take in a day! Kate Moss has to do her own hair? I'm depressed now. #britneyspears
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    11:21 AM

    @mommy_dearest: Can you imagine? The horror! ;) #britneyspears
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10:46 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    Ahhhh Ms. Prejean, I knew it was only a matter of time before you were exposed for your blatant hypocrisy and nonsense. Hubris my dear. #britneyspears
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    Image of phantom lady phantom lady
    11:21 AM

    @DutchessOfDork: so. I don't know how I missed this before, but her sex tape is a "solo" sex tape? who tapes themself masterbating? #britneyspears
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    11:32 AM

    @phantom lady: Someone desperate for attention, but so extremely annoying that no one wants to be with her. #britneyspears
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    10:38 AM

    In reply to Australia Finally Realizes That Britney Lip-Synchs, Ex-Scientologist Claims Tom Cruise Once Made Violent Offer
    I definitely read 'Mad Max: Fury Road' as 'Mad Men: Fury Road', and had this great image of everyone in their suits hurling flaming highball glasses at each other. #britneyspears
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    10:41 AM

    @Minabee: Myself as well! I thought, this doesn't make much sense.. #britneyspears
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    12:40 PM

    @Minabee: whereas I read "Mad Max: Furry Road" and envisioned some sort of post-apocalyptic furry convention. #britneyspears
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    12:59 PM

    @Crackers In Bed: Ha! I'm thinking that if Matthew Weiner combines the two ideas, he has a great episode for later in the 1960s, when everyone at Sterling Cooper discovers hallucinogens. #britneyspears
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    This could just be me, but I don't want to fondle wooden breasts while I'm looking for socks in the morning. #gagsandnovelties
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    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    More of a wooden Victorian Venus da Milo if you ask me. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    True Story: A few years ago, I wrote an article on a Nashville-based artist/carpenter who had an entire line of furniture based on women's lingerie. He had a dresser almost identical to the one above, but with dark wood and colored accents. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of Bitcherina Bitcherina
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.

    I find it sad that even wardrobes aren't immune to size prejudice.
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment Edited by Bitcherina at 10/29/09 4:40 PM Bitcherina was starred Bitcherina was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    10/29/09

    @Bitcherina: Ugh. Now even furniture makers feel the need to Photoshop. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    The Seven Drawer Itch

    Gentlemen Prefer Blonde Wood

    Some Like It Folded #gagsandnovelties
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    10/29/09

    @morninggloria: Drawers are a Girl's Best Friend #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    who ever bought it better use the top most drawer for bras and the top drawer of the bottom set for underwear. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of cb831 cb831
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    Holy crap! Unless I can live in it, I'm not paying $146,810 for a damn thing. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10/29/09

    In reply to Some Like It...Odd.
    At least they can say they got into her drawers. #gagsandnovelties
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10/29/09

    @Ailatan: I would have thought they would accentuate her Chest (of Drawers.) #gagsandnovelties
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