Science Barbie? Engineer Barbie? Doctor Barbie? Old, boring, inaccurate. If you really want to get your kid's career on the right track right now, introduce them to serial killer barbie so they can learn how to cook a gourmet meal and chop off Ken's head while they're at it.
We've seen Barbie used as a medium of social critique before, of course. But never has she been this violently, alarmingly psychopathic. Note: if seeing Ken killed, mutilated and dismembered in creative ways disturbs you, you've been warned.