• Jon Gosselin said accusations made by Kevin and Jodi Kreider (Kate's brother and his wife) that his kids are overworked are absurd. He questioned the Kreider's credibility on the matter saying, "They were only in seasons one and two, anyway."

The Mickey Mouse Club of the 1990's spawned some insanely successful entertainment careers: Ryan Gosling, Keri Russell, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, for example. But what of the kids who never made it?

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Best Comment of the Day, in response to The Spice Babies Are Sick: "Bluebell caught chickenpox from Cruz" is a sentence you should only hear at the vet." Because those baby names are only a small step up from Audio Science. • Worst, in response to Marie Osmond: "A beautiful face and a good niche business plan...way…

Marie Osmond, being the good Mormon that she is, loves nothing more than...self-exploitative capitalism! The Dancing with the Stars runner-up has created a line of dolls for her QVC collection that bear her likeness and come cloaked in recreations of her costumes from Dancing. They are scary. [E! News]

• Did Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham have her implants removed??? [The Sun]
  
• The new issue of Star alleges that Britney Spears has an X-rated "fantasy room" with tons of sex toys, a mirrored ceiling, and a closet full of "kinky" ensembles — including a schoolgirl outfit, a maid uniform and a Cinderella dress. More on that…

• Lindsay Lohan and her family celebrated Thanksgiving with a day of group therapy! Meanwhile, her beau Riley Giles met the fam, then spent his nights partying without LL. Bad boyfriend! [Page Six]
  
• Oh, and Riley posted a bulletin on MySpace: "Theres some rumors circulating of a breakup... These "sources" are just bored,…

• Brad Pitt is not comfortable with Angelina Jolie's love scenes with co-star James McAvoy in her upcoming movie, Wanted — he's actually downright jealous, says a source. [MSNBC]
  
• By the way, Brad and Angelina did not buy a man-made island in the shape of Ethiopia off the coast of Dubai, despite what you may have heard. [

• Judging by her shopping choices, Christina Aguilera is having a boy. Unless she's trying to trick us! In which case she's having a girl. [The Sun]
  
• Britney's former assistant says the pop star had a shrine to Kevin Federline in her house — her wedding dress and all of his old clothes. Um, won't someone please help? […

• Halle Berry was showing distorted pictures of herself during a taping of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno and said "Here's where I look like my Jewish cousin!" when displaying one in which her nose looked large. Although the segment aired, NBC dropped the audio of her saying "Jewish." Berry says "I so didn't mean to…