Today in Tweet Beat, Christina Applegate gets cheesy about body image, Joan Rivers snarks Sophia Loren's plastic surgery, and Snooki loves the mall.
Television will never be the same after Oprah goes off the air in 2011. If we had a "Favorite Things" list about O, in the top spot would be the way the talk-show host introduces celebrity guests. Mashup at left.
The Mickey Mouse Club of the 1990's spawned some insanely successful entertainment careers: Ryan Gosling, Keri Russell, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Britney Spears, for example. But what of the kids who never made it?
Best Comment of the Day, in response to The Spice Babies Are Sick: "Bluebell caught chickenpox from Cruz" is a sentence you should only hear at the vet." Because those baby names are only a small step up from Audio Science. • Worst, in response to Marie Osmond: "A beautiful face and a good niche business plan...way…