So You Married an Evil Despot: An Etiquette Guide for Asma al-Assad
These days, Asma al-Assad — wife of Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad — has a lot on her plate. She's got 3 kids to Mom, a whole country to First Lady, an unstable, despotic, maybe-evil chemical weapons-wielding husband to Wife, and, most importantly, luxury goods to consume. Juggling the multiple responsibilities of…
Someone Paid an Insane Amount of Money for Marie Antoinette's Shoes
What is the most you would ever pay for a pair of shoes? Maybe $1,000 if they were so beautiful they made you cry? Well, one bidder at an auction just paid more than $57,000 (43,225 euros) on a pair of shoes that they'll probably never even wear. The shoes are believed to have belonged to Marie Antoinette.…
Teachers Use Gaga, Stefani Songs To Give History Lessons
Two teachers from Hawaii have tricked their students into learning by rewriting pop songs as history lessons. They've created nearly 50 videos, including French Revolution/"Bad Romance," Mary Queen of Scots/"Jenny From the Block," and Black Death/"Hollaback Girl."
Miranda Kerr Poses Nude And Pregnant For W [NSFW]
- Miranda Kerr was photographed nude at six and a half months pregnant by Patrick Demarchelier. She told W magazine she realized she was knocked up the day she shot her Jil Sander campaign. Full pic below. [Fashionologie]
See Marie Antoinette's Piano-Playing LadyRobot
Right now, at Versailles, as part of the "Sciences and Curiosities at the Court of Versailles" exhibit, one can view the tiny piano-playing automaton/android — with which Marie Antoinette entertained her court. She's gorgeous, talented, and gives serious side-eye.
Michelle Obama's Style Gets Read By Beck And O'Reilly
Bill O'Reilly had author and humorist Glenn Beck over to the Factor last night to talk First Lady fashion. "Did you see the dress she was wearing when she went down and toured the oil spill? Did you see it?"
"How Do I Express My Joy At My Principal's Death?"
Today, Obit's Judy answers the plea of a teen who just wants to shout for joy now that a mean school principal is dead. Judy's advice was way too reasonable, so we asked a bunch of random dead people!
"My Honeymoon Was Ruined By A Corpse"
A woman wrote into Obit's "Ask Judy" with a real problem: an airline ruined her first-class flight with a dead body, and refuses to give her a refund! Given the subject, we thought we'd better ask some dead people!
Vivienne Westwood: Rococo Eccentricity & Modern Marie Antoinettes
Westwood's red label show in London took cues from nutty peasants; her show today in Paris was for royalty gone wacko.
"Which Is More Important: Travel, Or My Girlfriend?"
This week, a dude wrote into the WaPo's Carolyn Hax with a relationship question. Her advice was great and all, but we were curious to see what famous dead people had to say!
"My Marriage Is Falling Apart Because I'm A Mac, And He's A PC."
A troubled wife consults Slate's peerless "Dear Prudence." Prudie takes care of sensible advice, so we went ahead and asked a bunch of dead people!
"How Do I Keep My Sullen Daughter From Alienating My Wealthy Boyfriend?"
The writer may have asked The Spectator's "Mary." We asked a bunch of dead people!
The Sweet Smell of History
The city of Grasse, the center of France's perfume industry since the 16th century, has reopened a museum dedicated to the history of scent. The more you know: Marie Antoinette loved violet perfume. [NPR]
Rich People: Shut Up! The Recession Backlash
And so it begins: as the cocktail party circuit has buzzed with the novelty of "cutting back" and "shopping their closets" and "haute frugality," the seething has started. And now it's becoming audible: "doesn't 'thrifty chic' make you want to vomit?" rails Alex Renton in today's Guardian. "Is there anything more…

