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    Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!

    If You Read One More Story About Britney In Your Life Ever...

    Why We Don't Blame Angelina For This Mighty Piece Of Crap

    Either Angelina Jolie Is Subtly Disapproving Of The Murdoch-Dow Jones Deal Or She Doesn't Really Understand Freedom Of The Press
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    Image of topsy topsy
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Damn that Brad and Angelina talking about being happy. HOW DARE THEY!! Jesus, it's not like the world is quite happiness-free right now. It's not like hearing that somehow, somewhere, people have found a way to experience happiness could possibly be nice to hear, or even GOD FORBID, cause someone else to be happy for them. Why aren't they talking about whose got the biggest engagement ring or how finding a gray hair is horrifying. Damn them!!!
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Is anyone else super creeped out at the notion of someone replacing donor sperm with their own sperm in order to impregnate someone? That means he either had to beat off really quickly or the dude is carrying around vials of his own sperm. I'm a bit disturbed by this.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Etta James gets a pass...always.


    She's just a sassy lady. And I know that at least a few Jezzies would have paid money to watch her slap the bejeezus outta Beyonce.

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    Image of Jezemale* Jezemale*
    02/06/09

    @Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: Its never good when you condone ignorance becuz of the AGE arguement. 17 or 71 classless and tacky are classless and tacky.
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    02/06/09

    @Tsar-Romanov: I'm not condoning anything. If you knew anything about Etta you would know that talking shit and telling jokes is part of her performance. I highly doubt you've ever been to one of her shows or consider yourself to be fan or you would know that. She was neither classless nor tacky in my opinion.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    "That's right, Saint Angie has six kids and a movie to create, get out of her way."


    Oh, Dodai, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    "We haven't found any reason to stop yet. It's chaos at times, but there's such joy in the house...."

    OMFG at first I thought this was a quote from Ocotopus Mom, Nadiya!
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    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Val Kilmer: No. Just, seriously, no.
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    Image of Trashtastic Trashtastic
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    I love Dame Judi Dench, in an unwholesome way. That is all.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    02/06/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!: Seriously. Do you always picture her on top, possibly with a whip in hand? Cuz I do.
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    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    re: the Baster


    did anyone ever read the Vonnegut novel where the world ends and the remaining 10-20 people live on the Galapagos and there's artificial insemination with fingers?

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    02/06/09

    @arodriguez.romero: Was that Cat's Cradle? That was an apocalyptic book, but I can't remember the artificial insemination part.
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    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    02/06/09

    @arodriguez.romero: Cat's Cradle? For some reason I don't remember the finger-inseminating, though...
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    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    02/06/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies:

    @tscheese:

    Now that I looked it up I remember it was called Galapagos
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    How to conduct a posthumous Oscar campaign?


    Make the campaign truly super.... NATURAL! Conduct a seance and instruct the ghost of Heath Ledger to haunt the fuck out of everyone until they agree to vote for him.

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    Image of Macloserboy Macloserboy
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Let me make one point about The Baster: in sex, lies & videotape James Spader was a guy who videotaped women talking about sex so he could jerk off to them. No I am not kidding. See? It's about the execution!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/06/09

    @Macloserboy: To be fair, Jennifer Aniston is no James Spader.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    02/06/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (now with more ovumlord!): Quite true. If anyone is going to wind up peeing themselves while wearing a wedding dress in a Jennifer Aniston movie, it's going to be poor Jennifer Aniston.
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    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Etta James' comments on Beyonce's success with Etta's song reminds me of Little Richard constantly going on about how the Beatles copied him

    ...

    I think it's just the nature of art: your stuff is going to get copied if it's good.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    02/06/09

    @arodriguez.romero: But Etta James didn't even WRITE "At Last" and wasn't the original singer for it! She just did an amazing cover! Honestly I don't see what write she has to get angry about this.
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    Image of water baby water baby
    02/06/09

    @water baby: hahaha my second "write" should be "right"
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    Image of arodriguez.romero arodriguez.romero
    02/06/09

    @water baby: Just adds to my theory. I guess you have to start with a huge ego to get to that level of fame.
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    Image of funnyface funnyface
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    I wasn't aware that it was normal for the BBC to bleep cuss words anyway? I mean, when I visited, I was amazed to hear "fuck" and see full nudity on the BBC starting at 9 pm.


    And SJP needs to shut up. Must be nice to be so wealthy you don't think twice about hacking up designer duds just because you can't unzip them.

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    Image of Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni! Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
    02/06/09

    @funnyface: It was for a SATC function, so probably a gift/on loan. Surely, she could have called somebody?
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    Image of mysterygirl mysterygirl
    02/06/09

    @funnyface: Cutting herself out of the dress probably just means that she cut out the zipper (or at least that's how I've always understood it). That can be easily replaced.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    This Baster movie is being billed as a "fertility comedy".

    Although the comedic aspect of this plot is lost on me.


    This sounds more like a premise for a thriller featuring an obsessed stalker and an imperiled bastee. I can see the trailer now: "He filled her with sperm...and terror"

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    02/06/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks; Try Adding Zombies: That may be the subtitle!
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    Image of Remedios Varo can't see no huevos. Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    I really hope Ellen laughed in J. Aniston's face after the not wanting to turn 40 comment because girlfriend is 51 and still looking fly.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/06/09

    @Remedios Varo always aims for the zombie's head.: Ellen looks absolutely AMAZING. I couldn't pick my jaw off the floor for days when I heard she turned 50.
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    Image of bigred bigred
    02/06/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: Also, when I read that item, I thought, well, Aniston, you sort of don't find grey hairs when you've colored your hair for a long time. That's called dye. So... yeah.
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    02/06/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: I've said this before but true love and your own talk show on which to dance have magickal youth-giving properties!
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/06/09

    @bigred: Totally. This girl has been greying since 17, but no one believes me because this shit's from a BOX.
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    Image of InCahoots InCahoots
    02/06/09

    @Miss Carrie Nation: Yep! My family greys young. I find it peeking out occasionally when I have dyed for a bit. Frankly, I'm glad I started in my teens, because (aside from my initial, teen-angst dread) it kind of stops you from feeling like grey=old.
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    02/06/09

    @InCahoots with Zombies: I completely agree. I can't wait for a more even distribution of grey so I can cut the shit and let it grow!
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    Image of PhillyLass PhillyLass
    02/06/09

    @bigred: I was thinking the same thing. She can't possibly have any unprocessed hairs left on her head. She must have found a stray hair that has been over-bleached from all the highlighting. And crying over a gray hair is a clear sign that she does NOT feel like things have never been better. It's such an absurd, overly dramatic reaction and suggests some deeply-buried denial.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    02/06/09

    In reply to Etta James To Beyoncé: Just Kidding!
    Jade Jezebel Jagger?


    Oh I am so naming my next dog that...

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    02/06/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: My sister had an ill-fated yellow lab puppy named Jezebel. It was such a sweet little thing.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    02/06/09

    @EkaterinaBallerina: Probably the best name in history.
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