Katy Perry Enlists John Mayer for Revenge Against Taylor Swift

The drama between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift seems like it’s getting closer and closer to a Dynasty-style, Alexis Colby vs. Krystle Carrington catfight. Perry has next move in this game of pop star vendetta and it appears she is involving her on-again, off-again humping partner, John Mayer, by having him co-write a…
Mariah Carey's Dress, Like Her Show, Is Splitting Apart at the Seams
Rumors that Mariah Carey’s vegas show is falling apart have been running rampant since the singer opened last week. The New York Times gave it an awful review and Carey cancelled a show earlier this week due to bronchitis, though some speculate it might have been due to lack of rehearsal. And then there’s this: A…
Jennifer Lopez Brings the Block to Vegas With New Residency!
Vegas used to be the city where ancient icons went to live out their days singing torch songs for chain-smoking 100-year-olds who needed a break from the nickel slots. Since the corporate EDM explosion of the 2010s, however, it has become 100% more habitable for those of us under the age of 90—a locale of club…
Mariah Carey's Mother's Day Cake Was the Most Mariah Cake Ever
For Mother’s Day, Mariah’s manager gifted her with a thousand-dollar cake dusted in real gold, crafted in the shape of a size eight platform stiletto heel with a strap in the shape of a butterfly. The only way this cake would be more perfectly Mariah is if it were delivered and consumed within the magical confines of…
The Elusive Chanteuse Cooks Up a Frito Pie
“Boy, you actin’ so corny like Fritos,” is a sentence that the great Mariah Carey sings in her latest single “Infinity.” Do you think Mariah even eats Fritos or is she more of a Doritos type of girl? These are the kinds of thoughts that keep me up at night. Mimi put on her chef’s hat for a Funny or Die skit called…
Mariah Carey, Queen of Christmas, Is Finally Making a Holiday Movie!
God rest ye merry Christmas Lambs, let nothing you dismay; remember Mariah, our savior, is finally putting her favorite holiday on the big screen where she belooooooonnnnnnggggs! And the person fulfilling this destiny is none other than Brett Ratner, her longtime friend and recently-rumored boyfriendo... could there…
Watch Mariah Carey Drive Around and Sing to...Mariah Carey
I have not yet been blessed with the pleasure of seeing Mariah Carey in concert, though I've heard its quite the experience. At this point, this video of Mariah and James Corden driving around "listening to the radio" and singing along is the closest I'll get for some time. And since Corden chose to play mostly…

