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    Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names

    "I'm Doing This Even Though There Are No Kittens!"

    Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I am at the airport, flight is late, and I just told my boyfriend "I am going to LOVE this."

    Yeah, I loved it.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    When does she introduce LIZZZZZZ LEEEEEEEEEEMONNNNNNN!!?
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Please, why? We have two more years to subject ourselves to this. And even after that, she won't be dead, she'll just be on a different channel.
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    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Yes, the Oprah channel. Where it's all about Oprah, all the fucking time.
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    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you for that.
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    11/20/09

    @unclevanya: Thank you. The woman is not retiring. Instead of being on one hour a day and distributing one magazine a month, she will now have an entire 24-hour cable channel on which to proselytize.
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    04:16 AM

    @unclevanya: I KNOW. I keep saying this one posts about her "quitting her show". She's only quitting her NETWORK show, even insiders say she will likely have a very similar show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

    I think people just think it makes a good story and are ignoring the obvious.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    I totally bit Oprah's style and whenever I run into friends or they call me on the phone, I'll be like, "OH MY GOD, IT'S JAAAAAAAANEE DOOOOOOOOOOEEEE! AND JOOOOOHNNN SMIIIIIIIITH!!"
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    11/20/09

    @kookla: PIMPL...I am so doing this with my FRIIIEENDDDSSS
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    We linked to it above but I have to reiterate that this is the funniest Oprah montage ever:

    [jezebel.com]
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Awesome compilation!
    Though, wifers and I were watching the Palin episode last night and I noted how her intro was not anything like above.. it was the most anticlimactic intro she's ever done save for the James Frey schooling...
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Now that her show is going off the air, where, oh where, will Oprah continuously interrupt people to talk about her dogs?
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    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: She can come over to my house and just try to out-interrupt me as I'm talking about my dogs! Impossible.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Aw, but I'll miss her anyway. Can't help loving her.
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    11/20/09

    In reply to Oprah: 25 Years Of Screaming Celebrities' Names
    Oh man, my super secret daydream of one day doing something really remarkable and getting invited on Oprah and introduced in that long, drawn-out-vowels way while a bunch of well-dressed middle class Americans smile and clap is fading away. This hurts.
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    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: You've got almost two years!
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    11/20/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I personally daydream of Oprah interrupting me during my story of how I lost my prosthetic limb in a fire that erupted at the orphanage I grew up in to tell the audience about that one time her dog Gracie started a fire and how darned adorable it was.
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    11/20/09

    @TexasCrude: Although I adore Oprah with 95% of the fibers of my being, that scenario is both hilarious and plausible.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the confetti. And the doves.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to "I'm Doing This Even Though There Are No Kittens!"
    That is going to be my go-to phrase at work and home now. I like how it makes me sound really cooperative and hard-working.

    "I need you to get those reports finished by five."

    "I'm doing this even though there are no kittens!"

    "You know, you're right! You deserve a raise."

    Thanks, Jezebel for providing me with all the conversational crutches I will ever need. I shall keep this jem in a special box in my heart, right next to "I AM DOING THIS."
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    11/19/09

    In reply to "I'm Doing This Even Though There Are No Kittens!"
    She is certainly putting on a brave face without the kittens. She's so strong. So very, very strong.
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    11/19/09

    @TransFat: Hopefully it was pointed out to her that releasing doves and kittens would only end in a bloodbath
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/19/09

    In reply to "I'm Doing This Even Though There Are No Kittens!"
    Shouldn't the name of the charity be at least as large as the name of the sponsor?

    Help a London child.
    SHOP AT WESTFIELD!!!!!
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    11/19/09

    @Lymed: i hate shopping at westfield. maybe i just pick bad days/times to go there but whenever i do its like half of london has chosen to descend there, as well.
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    11/20/09

    @rd2uk: It is distressing how the only maps in that place are by the entrances. I always feel like if you get lost in the middle YOU WILL BE STUCK IN THERE FOREVER
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Nicole Richie Hospitalized; Polanski Hearing May Be Televised
    Wow, way to be an old coot, Clint Eastwood. "Kids today are a bunch of spoiled brats! They don't know what The Greatest Generation went through!"

    Also... Fantasia Barrino has fans??
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. Especially with the earlier reports that she was hospitalized because of a bad reaction to cold medicine. Cold medicine is known to exacerbate existing heart issues...
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