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    Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger

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    Image of GirlyQ is a manta ray GirlyQ is a manta ray
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    Where I live, the taxidermy is not ironic. I'll leave you all to contemplate that horror.

    Now I'll just have to wonder if they are going to airbrush Bambi and give other little deer unrealistic expectations.
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    argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? promoted this comment GirlyQ is a manta ray was starred GirlyQ is a manta ray was unstarred
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    07/20/09

    @girlyQ: God, taxidermy... It's not ironic where I am either (weekend warrior hunter types abound) and I've got to admit that I'm kind of fascinated by it. It's just so weird to want preserved dead animals in your house in 'action poses'!
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    Image of GirlyQ is a manta ray GirlyQ is a manta ray
    07/20/09

    @argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?: One of these days I'm going to take it to the next ridiculous extreme. Like a dead squirrel rock band or something. Sitting on my coffee table.
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    07/20/09

    @girlyQ: I got outbid on Ebay for a taxidermy squirrel sat at a revolving drum kit. I had to settle for the little guy in my picture instead...
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    07/20/09

    @gherkinfiend: You have no idea how happy I am to know that you OWN that squirrel in your avatar!
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    07/20/09

    @girlyQ: If I ever become insanely rich, I want an entire family of white-tailed deer in my living room, drinking from a little pond. You know, to make guests uncomfortable!
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    Image of BAngieB BAngieB
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    Now if they would just get rid of Carmindy, things would be great at What Not to Wear.
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    Image of FattyCatty FattyCatty
    07/20/09

    @Dr. BAngieB: I no, I love Carmindy! That woman works magic. I am thrilled, on the other hand, to see Nick go. All he ever did was chop everyone's hair too short.
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    Image of PrairieGirl PrairieGirl
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    Nooo, don't go Nick. I'll miss your Manchester accent and overly product-laden curly hair.

    Also: Will someone just put Crocs out of their misery already? They need to do the decent thing and head off to Switzerland and an assisted suicide clinic. I volunteer to do the assisting. It's the right decision for everybody.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment PrairieGirl was starred PrairieGirl was unstarred
    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    07/20/09

    @PrairieGirl: I've been plotting murder on Crocs since they hit the market. They are great for children, I'll admit, but other than that - NO.

    I was shocked to find they are very popular in southern Germany. Relief came when I learned they are used for garden shoes. I was puzzled in the meantime - I had not seen one adult in them on the street, yet they were available in every store.
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    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    WNTW item translation - Nick wanted a raise.
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    Image of graciousplum graciousplum
    07/20/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: I wasn't a fan of how he always threatened a necessity to chop off "a LOT of hair". The bob is not for everyone, dude...
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    Image of BatCat! BatCat!
    07/20/09

    @LucilleMcGillicuddy: Or maybe they finally wised up to the fact that 90% of his haircuts sucked. If I were ever ambushed and asked to participate in an episode of WNTW, Nick is the only part of the experience that would have given me pause.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/20/09

    @BatCat!: I hate about half of what he does.
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    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    But it would look so much better if she were wearing Thumper as a coat.
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    So we've got the green alligators, but will any of the Birkins be made of long-neck geese, humpty-back camels or chimpanzees?
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    07/20/09

    @marshmallory: Yes, it also comes in cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
    You're never gonna see no unicorns Birkins.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    07/20/09

    @BabyJane: The unicorns went extinct in 1000 BC because of a unicorn-skin handbag craze.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    Who do you suppose I should wear if I want to attract cartoon mice and birds to make me a ball gown in order to attract a prince?
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    Edited by BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) at 07/20/09 11:35 AM BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of femaledwightschrute femaledwightschrute
    07/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: I'm thinking dirtied-up, androgynous stuff like Costume National would work. It'll look like you did your time sweeping chimneys,doing errands and uglying up for your evil stepmother.
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) promoted this comment femaledwightschrute was starred femaledwightschrute was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    07/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: Eau de Aniston.... it reeks of lonely desperation. Also useful, Single by Jessica Simpson, it comes with a miniature Papa Joe, so beware!
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    07/20/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs....: It's not what you wear - you need ugly stepsisters, a day job of working in fireplaces, and despite all of that, perfectly clear skin.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/20/09

    In reply to Stella Loves Critters; Diane Von Furstenberg Is A Swinger
    Salamino, who taught second grade, was fired after her relationship with Walter, by whom she has a child, was discovered.

    Wait, why was SHE fired?
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    Image of colormeroutine colormeroutine
    07/20/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I was wondering the same thing. Unless maybe it has something to do with the age difference, was he a student when it started? If he's 20 now that could be possible
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    07/20/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: they got together when he was a 17 year old student so she lost her job because he was still a minor.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/20/09

    @milominderbinder: Ohhhh gotcha. Thanks.
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    Image of milominderbinder milominderbinder
    07/20/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Yeah, i feel bad for the kid because the dad is in jail the mom probably has a difficult time getting work after a scandal like that and even if she does work then who takes care of the baby? Sad stuff.
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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    Love ya, Forever 21. Where else can I get a whole new cute wardrobe for 100 bucks? And the funny thing is, their stuff is sturdier than Urban Outfitters'.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    There is just no reason for Anthropologie's clothes to cost as much as they do. Even if I could afford it, I wouldn't shop there on principle, though I like their stuff.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    Is this the part where I bitch about the insufficient range of sizes among most shoe brands? My non-sample-size ass can't take refuge in a pair of beautiful stilettos if two inches of heel is falling off the back of the designer's largest size.
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    Image of MakeFetch MakeFetch
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    Salma is one of only women in the world who actually looks good in Balenciaga which is funny, considering that they'd never use someone with her curvy figure in their ads.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/27/09

    @MakeFetch: They might change their minds now, you think?
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    Sophie Dahl, bless her, cannot write for toffee. She's as twee as a pink thatched cottage with roses round the door.


    Assomeone in the Mail's comments pointed out, she's tried to pass off a posh hotel/cookery school as "a little Irish guest house". I wish publishers would actually hire ghosts/editors to make celeb books good.


    Meanwhile, out there somewhere is a man or woman who's put in years in the food world, who's got some real experience and expertise, and who won't get a book deal.

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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    04/27/09

    @bowleserised: "As someone" (I can't type - serves me right).
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    As fascinated as the rest of the post was, I struggled mightily to get past "Kate Moss is fat."
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    Image of Deborah2000 Deborah2000
    04/27/09

    In reply to Kate Moss Officially "Fat"; Anthropologie Upset With Forever 21
    Ha, if you think shoes don't pass judgement, you got another thing coming. As someone with size 11 feet, jeans are much easier to find than cute shoes in that size. I eagerly await for the day Cosmo does a shocking expose on the existence of 'plus-size' shoes.
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    Image of TatianaTheAnonymousModel TatianaTheAnonymousModel
    04/27/09

    @Deborah2000: My shoes are often mistaken for small watercraft, and my size is one of the easiest to find on sale. My powers are at their greatest at the end of the season, when all the pygmy-footed 8s and 9s have shopped to their hearts' content. Because then the 10s and 11s remain, marked down 50%.
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    04/27/09

    @TatianaTheAnonymousModel: Alas, that doesn't work in Europe. Birkenstocks for me this summer. Again.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    04/27/09

    @TatianaTheAnonymousModel: But the steeply discounted size 11s are always giant orthotic granny-boats! Just because I'm paying less than half price for 'em doesn't make 'em pretty.


    Then again, I look for shoes from places like Marshalls and Nine West, so we may have vastly different shoe experiences.

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