[Paris, May 29. Image via Getty]

[Warsaw, Poland; May 18. Image via Getty]

The opening of the Chloé LA Boutique, celebrated at Milk Studio, brought out some of the biggest names and the best, most creative clothes we've seen in many a moon! And then about those peepholes...

• American Apparel is launching a "plus-size" sister label. Called "Colossal Clothing." It's only for the menfolk. [Kempt]
• The company is also busy harassing Woody Allen. The director called the clothier "sleazy" and "adolescent." [Page Six]

• Maria Sharapova is denying that her controversial tennis getup had anything to do with her upset loss to Alla Kudryavtseva (dressed in a simple skirt and red-trimmed top). [Guardian]
• Recessionistas take note: Richard Chai for Target is cute. First look! [Nylon]
• No, seriously, Donatella. You need to stop talking. Now. […

• Maria Sharapova was beaten by some complete and total nobody 154th-ranked player, who said it was easy, not because she's named "Alla" but because, "Well, I don't like her outfit. Can I put it this way? It was one of the motivations to beat her." I feel that way all the time about pretty much everyone in this city,…

Maria Sharapova "upset the traditionalists" recently by announcing that she'll be playing uber-conservative Wimbledon in shorts. Not just any shorts, mind you. As Vogue UK reports, Nike has designed a unique outfit for the star, which pays homage to London's "history in bespoke tailoring." Says the third-seeded…

• The New York Times claims that if you put Paris Hilton in a fashion time capsule, the future members of our planet will eventually open it up and WTF? their asses off. [NY Times]
• Fashionista reports that for the next Marc Jacobs ad campaign, celebs like Posh Spice and Dakota Fanning are out and regular models are in.…

• Oh sweet Jesus: There are reports that Victoria Beckham will serve as the stylist on Tom Cruise's new movie, The Hardy Boys. [Fashionista]
  
• It's confirmed: The all-black Italian Vogue cover shot by Steven Meisel is a go and Jordan Dunn is set to star. [Vogue UK]
  
• Claire Danes: The new face of Gucci jewelry. Says Gucci…

[New York, April 22; image via INFdaily.com.]

As mentioned yesterday, is quite so exciting as a movie that smells like a flop from miles away. But the best thing about a bad movie is how really random celebs show up for its premiere. Take last night's screening of 10,000 B.C. Although Maria Sharapova, left, looked pretty (as did Camilla Belle, although I am…

[Los Angeles, February 4. Image via Bauer-Griffin]

Headline of the day: Maria Sharapova's Crotch A Key Element in Dentsu Lawsuit. The story itself is not quite so amusing. Deposed creative director Steve Biegel at Dentsu, which is Japan's largest ad agency, is suing his former employer because his boss allegedly "forced him into visiting brothels, distributed lewd…

• Poseur/artiste Damien Hirst is not only attending the "hotly-anticipated" Prada party during New York Fashion Week, he's designing the giant skull-shaped mirror that will be enhancing the store's decor the night of the party as well. [WWD, 2nd item]
  
• Somewhere there is a decree that Stella McCartney is infallible…