Julie & Julia is based on one great book and one okay one, so it's no wonder that the film's premiere, at Mann Village Theatre, should be a mixed bag - and full of food and Hollywood celebs...plus Alice Waters.

Some days, you feel like you can keep up with the Kardashians. Other times, like Saturday's Aces & Angels Celebrity Poker Party at the Playboy Mansion, you realize that not only is this impossible, but you'd never, ever want to.

[Beverly Hills, California. January 12. Image via Getty.]

• Nicole Kidman was at the U.N. yesterday to urge governments to end violence against women around the globe. Such a worthy cause! (But is her face capable of emoting?) [E!]
  
• By the by, Nicole is looking waaay more pregnant. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  
• It's official: Beyoncé and Jay-Z filed their signed marriage license in…