Mariah Carey Is More Important Than Elvis, Not Only In Her Mind This…

  • Mariah Carey has officially had more #1 hits than Elvis, not that the whole math of hitmaking is really what it used to be, and speaking of math she explains her whole theory of relativity thing thusly: "It's like emancipation of Mariah Carey to the second power and beyond." [WSJ]
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Mariah Carey's Perfume Ad Stinks

The official ad for M by Mariah Carey, Mimi's signature fragrance, was finally released, after fake ads were making the blog rounds last month. Uh, we know this is "official" but it still looks pretty fucking fake. She could be a character from that entirely CGI'd movie Beowulf. Like, has she ever looked like that?… » 8/07/07 10:30am 8/07/07 10:30am