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Jack_Burton
11/12/08

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Cool stuff - I like the "Black and Blue Eye Ring."
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hatepaperdoll
11/12/08

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"These lovely selections are from our always popular Eddie Gein line of fine jewelery and accessories."
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gold_gato
11/12/08

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I love this.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
11/12/08

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And here I always thought my sister and I were the only ones that loved gnashing our teeth on our Barbie's legs. Actually, several of ours had compound fractures in the ankles from being so thouroughly mauled. Biting silly putty was also pleasant, if I recall correctly.
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LaComtesse
11/12/08

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Kelsium and MKP-hearts-NYC (for some reason, I can't reply to you normally...)-- I would be 100% down with Transformer jewelry... though as they are objects, I don't know what kind of political statement turning them into objects would be... but that should not take away from my Starscream head bracelet.
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DoNotStalk loves Jason Bateman
11/12/08

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The Wonder Twins' stock is plummeting fast with this new line of jewelry, and they are pissed.
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kelsium
11/12/08

@DoNotStalk: Celebrity products are always such a gamble!
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BabyJane
11/12/08

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Now I have Hole's Doll Parts stuck in my head.
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morninggloria
11/12/08

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This will match perfectly with my wig of Strawberry Shortcake scalps.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/12/08

@morninggloria: Jeebus! That's hilarious.
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kelsium
11/12/08

@morninggloria: Ha! Awesome.
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tscheese
11/12/08

@morninggloria: I have a fur stole fashioned of the living flesh of a thousand Troll dolls. It's good for dramatic entrances.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/12/08

@tscheese: I made a skirt from the torsos of my Cabbage Patch kids...We should have a dress-up party!
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tscheese
11/12/08

@63words: Oh, or--you know how, if Barbie was wearing a ring, it was always implanted into her hand? It's like the perfect mixture of macabre and glam!
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kelsium
11/12/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I can wear the belt I beaded from hundreds of headless Polly Pockets!
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rollergirl76
11/12/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I'll lend you the belt I made, using my menagerie of Monchichi heads.
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kelsium
11/12/08

@kelsium: @rollergirl76: Hee! Your belt is made of heads and mine is made of headless bodies! Sweet.
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tscheese
11/12/08

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I would NOT be able to leave this shit alone if I had it. It would be covered in little toothmarks by the end of the first day.
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Dottie Gale
11/12/08

@tscheese: I was just thinking how delectable a Barbie foot necklace would be.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/12/08

@tscheese: I used to chew the shoes! And, um, maybe the fingers. A little.
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tscheese
11/12/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: The shoes crumple so satisfyingly beneath the molars, and the legs are so springy beneath your pointy canines. Nom.

I should do wine pairings.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
11/12/08

@tscheese: And for the Beach Barbie souffle we have a bouncy Napa red....
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AwkwardTurtle
11/12/08

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judge me at will but i'm pretty into the heart shaped barbie boob necklace.
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dirtybee
11/12/08

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I think I have found my perfect non-engagement ring for me and my future long-time partner. However, I will request that her grill be Diamonque.
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BabyJane
11/12/08

@dirtybee says we bee obama jammin: Ha! Now that would be a ring!
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TheFormerJuneBronson
11/12/08

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That makes no sense whatsoever.
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pantsless economist...access RESTORED
11/12/08

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so can i get a pendant made of Ken's molded plastic briefs? displayed on a necklace of braided barbie hair?
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stealthird
11/12/08

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Does it come with matching earrings? Barbie's eyes perhaps? Or her breasts? Is there a matching pendant made of her pelvis?
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kelsium
11/12/08

@stealthird: I would probably wear the pelvis pendant, no joke.
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stealthird
11/12/08

@stealthird: Asked and answered. I kind of want the necklace with all the arms. Very Vishnu chic. Please do not offer my God a peanut.
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LadyFabulous
11/12/08

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That is just seriously too creepy for me this early in the morning (it's 6:27 am here).
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