Good Night Jezebel, and Have a Pleasant Tomorrow

After three and a half years at Jezebel, this is my final post. In that time, I wrote 5,990 posts, falling just 10 short of winning a kayak. My departure is bittersweet. On the one hand, I'm excited to stop living like a vampire, waking up to emails detailing how wrong I am about absolutely everything (Note to self:… » 1/13/12 5:30pm 1/13/12 5:30pm