One of the greatest pop music love stories of the late '90s/early '00s has tragically come to an end.

• The National Enquirer reports that John Travolta's Vermontian resort getaway was semi-secret, and that Kelly Preston was not there. Travvie and his guy-pals were "very discreet," a source told the Enquirer. "You could tell they didn't want to be seen."

Zooey Deschanel's breach-of-contract lawsuit against Steve Madden — who agreed, and then reneged, on a deal to produce a line tentatively called "Zooey's Shoes And Accessories" — reveals some details of how the celebrity-clothing-line sausage gets made. And paid for.

• One of the perks of having an international supermodel for a girlfriend must be that you get to cast her in ads for your funny Moscow apartment development. Naomi Campbell's performance here seems more dutiful than inspired, however. [Copyranter]

• Krazy Kaiser Karl, on Kate Middleton and Prince William: "For the royals, apparently the royal blood is not in demand any longer." But no matter, because Middleton is "beautiful and elegant," and "chic in a way the position needs." [WWD]

[Except a ton of people are, since this was taken at the Carousel of Hope Gala. Beverly Hills, October 23. Image via Getty.]

• Michelle Obama wore Donna Karan to the $10,000-a-head fundraiser Karan threw her. PETA protested the event, because Karan uses fur, and PETA will do anything for a headline. "She is gorgeous and smart," said guest Diane von Furstenberg. [WWD]

• As part of Operation Cheating Never Happened, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore spent their 5th anniversary in bed and Tweeted a snuggly photo. [NYDN, Twitter]

• Christy Turlington says, "There's nothing rewarding about modeling. It was a fun opportunity that allowed me to see the world but spiritually and intellectually there is nothing rewarding about the profession at all."

• Last night, Scarlett Johansson won a Tony award for her performance in A View From The Bridge on Broadway. She wasn't the only film star awarded at the ceremony:

[New York, June 13. Image via INFDaily.]

• Is Kristen Stewart gay?

• "I don't give a fuck about red carpets, and I never do them," lies Gaga. "I don't like them. First of all — how could any of these outfits possibly look good with an ugly red carpet under them?" [ToL]

[Monte Carlo, May 16. Image via x17.]

• Kate Hudson is the new face of Almay. Take that, Cam! [WWD]
• Big news. Two cup sizes, to be exact: that's what a new super-wonderbra promises to deliver. Says a Marks & Spencer lingerie designer, "Our bra is revolutionary." [DailyMail]

Jenny McCarthy's recent breakup made me sadder than I expected, perhaps because she and Jim Carrey were a rare breed of Hollywood couple — more appealing together than either member alone.

• A moment of silence: Madonna and Jesus Luz are broken up.

[New York, January 20. Image via x17.]

Today, Obit's Judy answers the plea of a teen who just wants to shout for joy now that a mean school principal is dead. Judy's advice was way too reasonable, so we asked a bunch of random dead people!