In today's Tweet Beat, Piers Morgan continues to act like a pompous, rock-faced ass, Sharon Osbourne kisses a llama and we are all Mara Wilson.
In today's Tweet Beat, I would definitely take Rebel Wilson's two houses in exchange for all my birthday parties ever, Mara Wilson nails it and Mo Rocca makes the only good Harper Lee joke.
In today's Tweet Beat, Courtney Stodden makes an appearance because it's been awhile, Mara Wilson asks an important question Stephen Colbert drops the satire. Maybe.
In today's Tweet Beat, Jessica Biel is probably tuning you out, Mara Wilson is a sage and Lil Debbie says chill.
ABC anchor Elizabeth Vargas revealed today that she checked herself into a recovery facility for alcohol addiction while on vacation. Vargas spent a couple of weeks in treatment last fall for the same issue, during which her husband was reportedly cheating on her. The couple is now going through a divorce.
In today's Tweet Beat, Reese Witherspoon thoroughly enjoys her vacation, Katy Perry ruminates on peak hipster-dom and let's all join Mara Wilson in giving a warm sendoff to one of the shittiest weeks ever.
The cast of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 did a Q&A for kids this week, and star Andrew Garfield got a healthy dose of side-eye from Emma Stone when he answered the question of how Spider-Man got his suit in a particularly smarmy way.
In today's Tweet Beat, Jenny Slate is worried about Kathie Lee Gifford, Mara Wilson sends Neko Case some love and Julia Louis-Dreyfus channels her inner Vice President Selina Meyer.
In today's Tweet Beat, Mara Wilson can't seem to shake her past, Simon Pegg channels Sean Connery à la Zardoz, and Julie Klausner has quite the show to pitch.
In today's Tweet Beat, Mindy Kaling gives Lena Dunham a pass, Anna Kendrick and Mara Wilson love one another and Ryan Lochte doesn't exactly break his silence because he doesn't really ever stop talking, but he certainly says something.
Once Upton a time (last year), a Victoria's Secret model booker said the brand would never deign to hire Kate Upton because her look was "too obvious." For a store that sells boyshorts for 14-year-olds with "I Get Around" written in glitter on the ass, mind you. "We would never use Kate... She’s like a footballer’s…