[Beijing, September 23. Image via Getty]

• Larry King won the "prize" that is an interview with the dumbest person alive. [LA Times]
  
• Prince William is trying to win back his beloved Kate Middleton. [People]
  
• George Clooney "won't even look at a picture of a goat again" after getting the runs while touring Africa. [The Sun]
  
• Cameron Diaz got in a lot of trouble for…