Notre Dame Says Manti Te'o Is a Victim. That's Rich, Considering Their History of Ignoring Actual Victims.

Notre Dame is notorious for covering up sexual assault allegations involving its football players, but the school declared star linebacker Manti Te'o a "victim" within mere hours after the news broke that his saintlike dead girlfriend never actually existed. Why is Notre Dame in such a rush to assert Te'o's victimhood…

Good Job, Society—Kim Kardashian Now Feels the Need to Specify She Won't Be Allowing TV Cameras in Her Birth Canal

Oh, America. You crazy. Apparently this is what we've come to—Kim Kardashian's life/work/romance/pregnancy/dental work/fluids/droppings have become so thoroughly and painstakingly documented that she feels the need to announce that she won't be allowing E! to shove a steadicam up her giner during childbirth.