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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/03/08

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Ah! An excuse for all of us to overshare!! Happiness. I started shavin it all off in high school (in the front, anyways,ass-shaving "taint" .heh. for me) and never went back. I feel that pubes get in the way when you are receiving oral. That whole area is full of nerve endings, and I, for one, like to maximize my pleasure. As far as the man-hair goes, I have no complaints. He's Italian, yes, but not super-hairy. He cuts his own head-hair and shaves his face but thats it. He's got nice hairy legs, a nice fuzzy butt, and his pubes are normal and soft. I'm happy to bestow attention on his balls. He's the type that never smells, ever. He doesn't even shower every day. I looove his chest hair and rub my face on it at any opportunity. Also, as I have a bit of an armpit fetish, I'd love it if he'd forgo deodorant once in a while because a lil aroma really rocks me socks. Ah, love. i find his feet sexy, too, and he's got some toe-hair. I'm weird. He hasn't got a hairy back but if he did I'd probably love it. Then again I'm ridiculously attracted to him in general. Again, Ah love.
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dirtybee
12/03/08

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The other day I caught the boyfriend shaving his balls with my razor. I couldn't stop laughing because the look on his face was priceless - but I'd rather him do that than flossing when I go down on him.
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NewsBunny
12/03/08

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Tracie, I thought of you last night as I bought my Panasonic beard trimmer at the Art of Shaving in the Time Warner Center! I want to avoid the pain of waxing, and yet be neat.

I asked the poor salesman many questions. Like, 'Can my...husband...trim his..beard...very close? Yeah, it's for my hsuband! That's the ticket!

Seriously, I owe you a drink.
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Jack_Burton
12/03/08

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Razor on the nuts -> South, beard-trimmer -> North of the pole.

Be very careful with electrics, they can cut you too.
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Cafezinha
12/03/08

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Sr. 'Zinha is good about trimming, regardless of whether or not I'm currently in a neat bush phase (I tend to go back and forth on the matter). It makes me happy. He is a thoughtful boy, truly.
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Liz11685
12/03/08

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My boyfriend doesn't understand that when I say his junk has forelocks, he might want to trim and I might be more receptive to beejs- my least favorite thing. He's Italian, and reallllly hairy. Everywhere.
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jrhys
12/02/08

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Ok I have a question about trimming the pubes with scrissors. I tried it and the tips of the trimmed hairs were super itchy and coarse even after conditioning- so I gave up. My bush is cute so its not that much of an issue but I truthfully wouldn't mind getting it a tad shorter. Any tips given that I'm not ever shaving it all off ?
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coochiemama
12/02/08

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Three words: Magic Shaving Powder.

Lay on a towel, slather it on the lady bits, wait 7 minutes, hop in the shower and gently scrape the forest off with a plastic spoon. Buh-bye bush.

I've never gotten a rash or ingrown hairs; plus MSP is dirt cheap.
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veronykah
12/02/08

@coochiemama: This sounds AMAZING....its not like Nair? Everytime I've tried a hair remover it was WAY to strong and irritated my skin like crazy.
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Hana Maru
12/03/08

@coochiemama: For reals? And it's safe and non-irritating? I'm going to check it out.
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DontFearTheReefer
12/03/08

@coochiemama: ok i bought that stuff after somebody on here recommended it and it made my vadge burn like NONE OTHER. i had to wipe it off after about a minute of agony. what am i doing wrong??
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dirtybee
12/03/08

@DontFearTheReefer: I swear by the stuff. You have to make sure to test it on your forearm first to make sure it doesn't irritate your skin.

[www.walgreens.com]

There is also a "Platinum" version with Aloe and Vitamin E, so that might be more suitable for sensitive skin?
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devilchyld22
12/02/08

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Ahhhh the perks of dating a redhead...Practically no hair.

Yuck I hate pubes in my mouth.

I always feel like it kills the mood when I/they come up for air and they have to dig through their mouth to get the strand of hair out.

But, I do dislike looking like a 10 year old lady after I shave.

Give and take I guess. Give and take.
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NewsBunny
12/03/08

@devilchyld22: I don't know what kind of redhead YOU'VE been hanging out with, devil, but I am married to a redhead. And he is the furriest human I have ever seen.

I call him my orangutang. Yes, he is THAT HAIRY. Furry belly. Furry back. Furry bum. Constant stubble. Hairy arms and legs.

I didn't like hairy men...until he won my heart. Now I wouldn't trade my bear for anyone.
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devilchyld22
12/03/08

@NewsBunny: lol

i guess i shouldnt have generalized.

come to think of it my ex-redhead *i got a thing* was the hairest man i've ever been with in my life.

so, let me rephrase...Ahhhhh the perks of dating MY redhead! (is it still called dating when youre engaged?)
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Mr. Mittens (né nodoubt9203)
12/02/08

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lol gay porn-y? the gays ADORE the fuzz, they scream if there's one missing pube on a guy, go to queerclick.
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Understater
12/02/08

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Ball-licking is overrated, except when it's taken to the extreme, ie, tea-bagging.

(I feel very vulnerable all of a sudden.)
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VPea
12/02/08

@Understater: do you have to be in a certain position to do this? or just all balls in mouth = teabagging? (this thread is making me hope i'm never up for a cabinet position requiring me to give up my internet 'handle')
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Understater
12/02/08

@VPea:
I'm definitely not an expert in this activity (HONEST!), but I think the standard position has the guy crouching down while the gal remains on her back with her mouth is directly below his funbag.

And HA! at your second comment.
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VPea
12/02/08

@Understater: there is no way I could covertly convince my boyfriend to try this. Dude is like Ned Flanders grrr thanks for the tip though. (I am such an ass! Teabag dur like dunking it. omg time for bed)
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veronykah
12/02/08

@Understater: I have NEVER been with a dude that considered this overrated. If anything, they are so grateful to find a girl that will actually do it they will comply with pretty much any request in order to get it to happen.
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FourInchHeels
12/02/08

@Understater: Doesn't that position make him look like he's about to take a poo? Squatting on her face?

@veronykah: What's so lovely about it? I'm learning all sorts of fun things on Jez today!
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veronykah
12/03/08

@FourInchHeels: I have no idea, not posessing said body part...

I'd venture to guess its an erogenous zone as well as generally being neglected for love makes them a special spot?
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Gundam_Halo
12/02/08

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I keep things trim, but the thought of taking a razor to my sack frightens me, for the fear of cutting it...like, what if my balls spill out?

:(
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RiotGrrrl
12/02/08

@Gundam_Halo: My husband has a beard trimmer on his razor but prefers to use the disposable ones. He just pulls his balls taught. I don't think he's ever cut himself. Just thought I'd share...
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Gundam_Halo
12/02/08

@RiotGrrrl: Disposables? I can't even use those on my face. Your husband is a braver man than I.

I agree with everyone here though, beard trimmers are the way to go, for jezebels and jezemales alike.
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FourInchHeels
12/02/08

@Gundam_Halo: I generally go with Jezebeau ... jezemale alwyays reminded me of something middle school boys would say when trying to be badass and talk about sex. I jezemaled all over her!
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/02/08

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I would kinda like to have this problem right about now.
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
12/02/08

@ceejeemcbeegee: Seriously. This whole dilemma is not something I have even the glimmer of a possibility of being concerned with. Le sigh.
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VPea
12/02/08

@ceejeemcbeegee: @dianersb: ladies, ladies there is plenty of ball hair to go around. Come over ;o) (Might be the creepiest thing I have ever said. ever)
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
12/02/08

@VPea: bwahahahaha...i'm amused, and my roommates are looking at me funny.
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VPea
12/02/08

@dianersb: good that was my goal :O)

You know what this makes me think of (from that scene in old school) - suddenly my doorbell rings. Im in bed. My boyfriend answers and you ladies go "HI. We're here for the gangbang," hahahha
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dianersb was bit by a zombie
12/02/08

@VPea: hahaha, oh god. do you want me to be honest, or do you want me to tell you this is the first time this has happened???
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bellesouth
12/02/08

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About a month ago I was in bed with a guy and we compared notes on how many people in the past year we'd been with who had the bush.

The crazy thing is that I'd been with two guys without manscaping and he'd been with THREE WOMEN who did not groom themselves.

Incidentally, he was very complimentary that I kept things groomed.

To men, I say: MOW THE FUCKING LAWN. you will be rewarded. Thank you.
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jrhys
12/02/08

@bellesouth: Hey lady, I groom myself plenty. I just happen to think that my natural pussy isn't offensive. This 'need' to trim the pussy is a fad that only came about in the mainstream in the last 15 years BTW- because of the influence of porn, mmmkay? It's not crazy it's a matter of taste.
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FourInchHeels
12/02/08

@jrhys: For me, it's more about just liking to keep everything on my body well-maintained. It's easier when changing in front of people and not having to wonder if things are creeping out the sides, and it's generally more comfortable for me. I'd been doing it long before it occurred to me that maybe the menfolk wanted/expected me to. I can't speak for others, but that's my justification for doing it.
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chinaplate
12/02/08

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As a brave soul who undertakes to wax everything off myself (the screams are unholy), I do sometimes feel that I'm getting an unfairly gigantic heap of pain on my plate compared to his nothing. I'd be just holding him to my own standards though, which is also unfair. Le sigh.
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Wendy Marie Testaburger
12/02/08

@chinaplate: You wax yourself? I tried that shit once on my leg, needless to say after the first rip, and the pain had wore off and the ringing in my ear had stopped (the scream was that loud) I made an appointment with a professional.
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VPea
12/02/08

@Eaten not Slurped: I combo wax, shave, and nair everything below my eyelashes. I hate hair on myself. Hate it. (I keep fine lower arm hair though thats the one exception. Whenever I get rid of it people notice and laugh at me)
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chinaplate
12/02/08

@VPea: Holla. Hairless is the way to be - but yeah, I think arm-hair removal would smack of neuroticism.
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Wendy Marie Testaburger
12/02/08

@chinaplate: The thing is my body is weird in it's areas that I can use razor or Nair on without ingrown hair, the armpits and from the knee down is fine. My thighs and pubes need a combination of Norelco and waxing. I must confess that the lack of regular sex or a BF has caused laziness, so only the armpits get shaved regularly.
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VPea
12/02/08

@Eaten not Slurped: If I didnt have a live in boyfriend I would look like Bigfoot in a fur coat. That would be awesome. I like extremes. No hair or alllll hair
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chinaplate
12/02/08

@VPea: Ha, I love the term 'live in boyfriend' as opposed to boyfriend you live with, makes him sound like a 'live in maid' or a governess or something.
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VPea
12/02/08

@chinaplate: oh well he did make me some divine turkey quesadillas tonight! lol governess
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