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electrogeek77
10/30/08

In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
If they replaced "laptop for women" with something like "designer-inspired laptop", then I would probably be all over that thing.

And Candie's has been weird about their "sexy no sex" stance ever since I could remember. They're the prime example of "act sexy, but stay pure" limbo.
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ladyshiv
10/29/08

In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
Ok, this is a shot in the dark, but has anyone seen the British show Look Around You? Because it's amazing and there is an episode with a women's computer that has extra long keys for long nails, the space bar is an emery board, it sprays perfume when you press certain buttons, there's a ring holder and a pop up mirror. Hilarious. Oh, and it's called the Petticoat Five.
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sybann
10/29/08

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PETA... conversation... Heh.

Monologue.
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The Queen of No
10/29/08

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I don't even understand why Candie's is bothering with an anti-TeenSex campaign. Don't they know those don't work? How about a pro-SafeSex campaign aimed at teens? Oh, whatever. I miss Singled Out era Jenny McCarthy.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
10/29/08

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"she moves like a whisper commanding a goddess gown as easily as a patterned T"

Well yeah, it's not the goddess gowns that are hard to command, it's the unruly garments like stirrup pants or pegged jeans...
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badmutha
10/29/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: I know what you mean. Skinny jeans can take even the best of us down.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
10/29/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: When you peg your jeans you are really at their command, what with all the kneeling and re-pegging.
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hellosunshine
10/29/08

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Really, Candie's? Weren't you just posing Hayden P. in a bunch of girly pink backgrounds with pigtails and shit?
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gobblegirl
10/29/08

@hellodarling! lurves FPOTUS Obama!: It's okay to look at nearly-naked barely-legal girls... you just can't touch them. Duh.
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the_decider
10/29/08

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I will start paying Suggested Admission to the Met when I finally get invited to one of their gala's. This is a well known creed of mine. Till then, my dollar admission will have to suffice to make them suffer for overlooking me.
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badmutha
10/29/08

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Who the hell is Colin First? Isn't there a Colin Firth? Did they say Firth, and someone thought they had a lisp?
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anti-chrysler
10/29/08

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Laptop for us Ladies! It's pink and holds all your recipe cards and stain remover advice. And don't forget the files on how to please you man. Barf.

How about, I keep my Mac full of ram, and Vivienne can ram hers up her ass.
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tscheese
10/29/08

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Zac Efron can ditch the Calvins and wear some tscheese instead, if you know what I mean. Rawr.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
10/29/08

@tscheese: Where were you for our Daniel Radcliffe duel this morning? I finally had to actually make fondue just to get some use out of the forks... We now must fight over Lord Efron. Let's say..9ish.
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tscheese
10/29/08

@Mkp-hearts-nyc: Oh, I must have been too busy canoodling with Shia LaBeouf.

Sure, but just remember, I'll expelliarmus you into next Tuesday.
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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
10/29/08

@tscheese: I finally saw "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and even with that crazy pompadour hairstyle I thought "Uh, he's legal age, right? Cuz he could get it."
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cassis LOL
10/29/08

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Oof. The model is quite attractive. Very sad about his friend. :(
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AuntieBee
10/29/08

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Dear PETA;
Oh for crying out loud. Hags from Hell? You know, I am all for the prevention of animal cruelty, but these ridiculous statements are precisely why I wouldn't join your organization. Well, that and how it's a conflict of interest with my job that would get me fired. Going forward, try to stay on topic, please.
Thanks,
AuntieBee
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EkaterinaBallerina
10/29/08

@AuntieBee: Notice how one of the protestors was wearing what we can assume to be a faux fur hoodie? Seems a little odd to me even if it was faux. I am also very much for the prevention of animal cruelty but I find the way that PETA goes about it just plain wrong. Memo to PETA: stop focusing on the celebrities and start focusing on the animals! You plant three twits in front of an Olsen twins party when the Virunga National Park in the Congo was overrun by rebels and the park rangers are missing and the safety of endangered gorillas is still unknown. What animals exactly are you concerned with!?!
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Delia_Green
10/29/08

@AuntieBee: @ekaterinaballerina: Thirded. I'm a vegetarian and support animal rights (although not quite animal "liberation", one of the many disagreements with PETA) but also a feminist and a thinking human being. Did anyone notice the five o'clock shadows on the masks? And the ridiculous and unrealistic "ugly" faces? I really can't stand the Olsen twins, but calling them hairy and ugly, no matter who or what they "murdered", is bad for women and just disgusting. The problem with PETA is that they care more about animals than PEOPLE. Way to contribute to the impossible beauty standards that continue to keep women insecure and second class citizens, all so you can cause a little stink about fur. I can't stand cliches... but the whole honey vs. vinegar thing seems appropriate.
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AuntieBee
10/30/08

@Delia_Green: As my Dad is always pointing out... people actually are animals.
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swashbuckling
10/29/08

In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
Vivienne Tam's name sounds familiar only because I think she was on ANTM once. Would it really hurt to just make a laptop case instead of a complete "laptop for women"? I don't see the point. And this: "The laptop weighs two pounds, has an almost full-size keyboard (92 percent)." So for much more money, I can have a clearly inferior product? Oh goody! Afterwards I will forget all my troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.

Jenny McCarthy would have to be driving a tank in order to stop me from getting my groove on. The biggest accomplishment of her career was hosting Singled Out, and I find that, hm, not quite enough for her to act like an authority figure or role model.

Nicole Ritchie's stuff is still overpriced. Copycats will be in F21 stores by the end of next week.
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jetztinberlin
10/29/08

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Wait, what? She wants her life to go like a whisper, firmly on the heels of her patterned T, commanding the goddess of her wooden wedges?

It's Fashion MadLibs, kids!
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Hamsterpants
10/29/08

In reply to Nicole Richie's Jewelry Line Is Cute, Cheap
I'm sorry, Sadie, cause I love you, but that jewelry is pretty hideous (IMHO). I wish people would stop "designing" shit when they don't know jack about design. Lauren Conrad, I'm looking at you too.
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