Procrastinating Brogrammer Employs Woman to Motivate Him Via Slapping

How many times a day do you flip productivity the bird and follow the Internet white rabbit, only to emerge several hours later with nothing to show for it but dead-eyes and comprehensive knowledge of Wikipedia's list of animals with fraudulent diplomas? If that hit a little too close to home, don't worry, there's… » 10/17/12 11:15am 10/17/12 11:15am