ALERT! ALERT! MAN SHORTAGE IN HONG KONGErin Gloria Ryan12/02/13 2:30pm911EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkTHIS IS NOT A DRILL. THERE IS A MAN SHORTAGE IN HONG KONG. STOP THE PRESSES! THEN REMOVE THE PRESSES AND REPLACE THE PRESSES WITH MACHINES FROM THE OLD BROKEN DOWN MAN FACTORY. WE NEED MORE MEN, GODDAMN IT!