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    Image of lalaland13 lalaland13
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Pish. They're just trying to avoid being sued by the Michelle Not-Obama Doll. Who happens to have a degree in law.
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    Image of Raspberry Swirly Raspberry Swirly
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I guess this is a good time to say that I'm making little voodoo dolls. I've named them Tasty Tscheese and Twisted Tart of Darkness. They are not based on anyone on Jez. I just found the names and liked them.
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    Image of Little Green Frog (Wise Latina) Little Green Frog (Wise Latina)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight..... (as Cosmo from the Fairly Oddparents would say)
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I hope Malia and Sasha's lawyer parents (and the lawyers who work for them) are preparing a hell of a cease-and-desist letter.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    @BeckySharper: But famous people exist solely so we can exploit them! It's, like, totally in Article I Section I of the Constitution!
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I'm starting a new anal porn production/ sex toy company and calling it "TY."


    What? TY is a beautiful name.

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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    @morninggloria: I just invented a turkey decapitater and I'm naming it Sarah Palin. You don't think she'll take offense, do you?
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): Sadly, no.
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    This is like when O.J. Simpson wrote that "hypothetical" book about IF he had committed the murders. Because it was TOTALLY COINCIDENTAL THAT HE WOULD WANT TO WRITE ABOUT IT.


    You don't fool me with your cute plush toys, Ty.

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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): IF we were going to sexualize and mass produce the First Family, THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD LOOK LIKE.


    Bish, plz. As if Malia would be caught dead with her hair in a side-pony.

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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/22/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (2009: a space ovumlord): IF these dolls were of THAT Sasha and Malia, they'd be living in a White house and having a Scavenger Hunt...these girls live in an Ecru House and just run around looking for stuff for the heck of it.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    On a totally unrelated note, TY is also releasing little girls named Suri, Shiloh, Vivienne, Honor and Harlow....for no particular reason.
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    Image of graciousplum graciousplum
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    I LOL'd on the carpet when reading their "It's just a coincidence!" explanation.


    Imagine the shock when Ty executives realized they made a boo-boo by sexualizing the pre-pubescent daughters of the US president.


    Beanie Boobies: Ur doin it wrong.

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    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    01/22/09

    @graciousplum: "Beanie Boobies" LMFAO!
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    That was way lame, Ty.
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    Image of MicroGirl To The Rescue! MicroGirl To The Rescue!
    01/22/09

    @Mmmmkay: Haha, that makes me think of the movie Clueless when Cher says, "That was way harsh, Ty.," after Ty calls her a virgin who can't drive.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    01/23/09

    @MicroGirl To The Rescue!: hahha, thats what I was quoting! but when no one responded I thought maybe it just sounded like a really dumb comment. Maybe I should have put quotation marks around it??!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Pfffft. I still say this is going to be shut down.
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    01/22/09

    @badmutha: Sadly, probably can't be, unless TY gets all "we'll do the right thing."
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    Image of samethingwedoeverynightpinky samethingwedoeverynightpinky
    01/22/09

    @sportz.star: Yeah. The only formal way to do it would be through a lawsuit, or a threat of one, and I think the Obama parents probably have way too much on their plate to go that route, not to mention the PR flack they'd get over it.
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    Image of megnificent megnificent
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    It's bad enough you're shamelessly profiting off of innocent kids, Ty. Did you have to freaking debone them too?
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Yes, Ty. And my husband doesn't want anything in return when I get a spontaneous back rub.
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    Image of MissyMcCLung MissyMcCLung
    01/22/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: ha! too true.
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    01/22/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: This is making it very difficult to laugh silently.
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    Image of Abra Abra
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    Oh really, TY? Really?


    Also, is it just me or do the two dolls have the exact same face? Weird.

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    Image of MizJenkins MizJenkins
    01/22/09

    @Abra: Silly, all black people look the same. Duh.
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    Image of acutebutcute acutebutcute
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    malia is not a common name at all. they may be "beautiful names" but it's obvious the names are being used because they're obama's daughters' names. plus why are two similar unique dolls named sasha and malia? is there sasha, malia, ann, and elizabeth dolls that all look the same and are being shipped in limited supply? ugh friggin ruthless capitalists giving our first daughters boobies.
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    Image of HoooooooT HoooooooT
    01/22/09

    @acutebutcute: It was really funny reading what you said cause my name is Ann Elizabeth...I thought I had a doll made in my likeness for a second. Boobs included.
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    Image of Samanthrax Samanthrax
    01/22/09

    In reply to TY: Dolls Not Modeled After Sasha & Malia
    But... can I get MINI Sasha and Malia not-exactly replicas with boobs in my happy meal?
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    01/22/09

    @Samanthrax: Make sure you ask for the GIRL toy, 'cuz you're a GIRL and GIRLS don't play with the awesome action radio-controlled spy cars with stealth cloaking that come in BOYS happy meals.
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