That picture of the models semi clad and asleep makes me feel oh so pervy. It is truly awesome, I don't even care if I save the image and end up on some list.
@Shamrockette: Even though those scientists are stupid, you don't want that anyway. I dated an ex-male model one time.
He was a lovely human being (yeah, genetic anomaly; I don't know either), but I spent a lot of time feeling twitchy and ugly and, as a bonus, getting drinks spilled on my outfits by envious other girls. True story.
Add some chest hair, weight, height and unshaven beards and you have what my mornings in boarding school looked like. Complete with the bleary, crusty morning eyes and unkempt hair.
@Lizard in the Wires: i hope so because that means a) i don't have to be self-conscious about my involuntary thumb sucking while sleeping because hawt guyz do it and b) we already have something in common, bringing him closer to being mr. prettycool.
@Raspberry Swirl: Now with more yruppls!: Last year I hooked up with a guy from TN who was smokin' and Jewish with red hair and freckles AND very nice. Although somewhat, okay a decent amount, boring. But you can't have everything.
@musicpup rodstaff: Apparently the south. Well he goes to school with me at a school full of Long Islanders, but I wouldn't check here. The number of douchebags be they Italian, or Jewish, and once in a blue moon Irish is jaw dropping.
If I've learned nothing else from my 4 years here it's that if you're born in LI you pop out of the womb with a shitty attitude and a North Face fleece and leggings as pants so the whole world can see your jiggly ass if you're female.
Although I have met some nice people from there. And the way you can tell them apart is they also hate it.
@Lizard in the Wires: If it comforts you any, the North Face fleece and leggings shit is very prevalent at my college (in the D.C. area). I hate it just about as much as guys with their pants somewhere around their knees so I can have a view of their (probably dirty) boxers. Blergh.
Please people, these are neither ridiculous nor impractical. I dress like this all the time, sometimes people are surprised to learn that I'm not an amputated farmer.
@otherginger: I'm glad you clarified. I would never wear such a monstrosity, but my husband might find that useful when he is rehearsing his new modern dance piece: Worker Drones.
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where are more of THESE guys!!?
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Stupid period!
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You're going to have to fight me for him!
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If only guys as good-looking as him were attracted to pretty girls like me.
Oh wait, I'm NOT attractive; I'm ugly!
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He was a lovely human being (yeah, genetic anomaly; I don't know either), but I spent a lot of time feeling twitchy and ugly and, as a bonus, getting drinks spilled on my outfits by envious other girls. True story.
You do not want.
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And I dated an ex-model, too. Except he was a former child model and he was very reserved and shy. It didn't work for me at all.
So it's good to know we're not missing out.
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...and Petey's friends will quote that every time he walks into a room for the next ten years.
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One friend, in high-pitched tones as Petey enters room: "Petey is 20, from Tennessee..."
Everyone else in room, in perfect unison: "...and SOOOOOOO PRRRRETTYYYYY!"
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One friend: HEY THERE, I see you met Petey! Did you know he's twenty? And from Tennessee?
Another friend: And SOOOOOOOOO PRETTY?! A newspaper says so!
Girl: Uh. Um. I . . . I've got to go.
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I'm in a dream-crushing mood, clearly.
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If I've learned nothing else from my 4 years here it's that if you're born in LI you pop out of the womb with a shitty attitude and a North Face fleece and leggings as pants so the whole world can see your jiggly ass if you're female.
Although I have met some nice people from there. And the way you can tell them apart is they also hate it.
Says the girl from the midwest. ;)
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