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water baby
12/05/08

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I love deflowering boys. This explains why every guy I've ever dated was either an engineering or science major...
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Shamrockette
12/04/08

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This one guy who wants to get into my pants graduated with an IST degree (Information Sciences and Technology).

But let me tell you, he gets SO many girls to have sex with him. His philosophy is "we should have sex sooner in the relationship, not later." He's even had plenty of one-night-stands.

But he's assured me that he won't rush it onto someone who's never had sex before. He was "speaking from experience."

I'm not going to give him a chance, though. I don't find him all that attractive and he's a man whore.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/04/08

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In music school I was a shameless slut and always did my hunting outside the school of music. We all did, because most of the guys in our world were taken or gay. This is a big opera school so there were gay tenors galore. Great for finding a shopping pal, but lousy for getting laid.

That said I ended up marrying one of my fellow grad students. Low brass guys are very seldom gay but a little lacking in maturity. They're great once you finish house-breaking them.
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tunamelt
12/04/08

@Gretchen: You never really finish house-breaking a low brass-playing musician.
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Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
12/04/08

@tunamelt: My standards are low. I consider house-breaking achieved when they use the toilet instead of a sink. Or a corner of the living room.

And no, that is NOT an exaggeration!
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Brigit
12/04/08

@Gretchen: hehehe Mr.B has threatened on occasion of using the sink if I don't vacate the toilet ASAP.
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Scout
12/04/08

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Artistic Types : nothing but trouble and heartache

Science Types : nothing but good times and fun
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newscience
12/04/08

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The first astrophysicist I slept with, when I was a lowly undergraduate, didn't know where the clitoris was. IT'S A MYSTERY ON PAR WITH DARK MATTER.
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Brigit
12/04/08

@newscience: a premed I dated who wanted to become an ob/gyn thought having a period was 'gross' and was the earliest ejaculator I have ever met.
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Mkp-hearts-NYC
12/04/08

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All I can say is Ohhhhhh India. I have nothing respect for journalists and legit researchers...but I spent quite a bit of my semester there reading the local newspapers and... those hallowed pages were not strangers to translational quirks, cultural oddments and very special "journalistic" observations.

Also, the attitude towards women in mainstream Indian culture is...limited in scope and acceptance (she said, prepared to acknowledge any and all exceptions, but standing by her loose generalization)
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
12/04/08

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Man, if my somewhat self inflicted dry spell continues, am I going to have to give back my mfa?
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sequined
12/04/08

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I always figured that the nerdy science types didn't have time to bone because they had to be lame and study all the time while we soft science/liberal arts/junk majors had tons of free time and no practicality so we were just promiscuous and free!

Duh.
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Brigit
12/04/08

@sequined: huh. I know many science sluts. Studying long hours can lead to kinky stuff. And then you have your lab bench- which is usually the right length and high to get mighty creative.
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RocktheDebit
12/04/08

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Richard Feynman, Carl Sagan, and Benjamin Franklin were not contacted for comment.
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Brigit
12/04/08

@RocktheDebit: *sigh* I still have a super ultra mega crush on Sagan.
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ainsworth2
12/04/08

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I'm a social sciences person (as evidenced by my jezebel handle), and I seem to be drawn to people who do some kind of neuro, bio, or math-based work. Wonder what my deal is?
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Brigit
12/04/08

@ainsworth2: neuro people are just intrinsically cool?
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Brigit
12/04/08

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Well they apparently haven't gone to our various science symposia... lots of stuff goes on on those, from the undergrad ones to the super-established-scientists ones.

I swear I'm a kinky scientist.
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Dauphine
12/04/08

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What about those of use who are arts & science? Is anthropology cast out into the cold because we ruin the mood with stories about bizarre practices such as men needing to drink other men's semen to grow enough of their own before they have sex with girls? Or that intersexed skeletons are really, really cool?
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tscheese
12/04/08

@Dauphine: I'm a weirdo. I have a Bachelor of Science degree in information technology, I crunch numbers all damn day in a finance/legal position, but in my spare time I paint/draw/sing/play piano/guitar/violin.

I guess I'm just a slut ho.
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Brigit
12/04/08

@Dauphine: oooh, intersexed skeletons do sound very, very cool. Details, linky? I wanna see!
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NewsBunny
12/04/08

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Is that....REVENGE OF THE NERDS?

I married a dork. Dorks are the best. And the number one character I TV I would choose to fuck is Dwight from the office.

Dorks work harder, my comrades.
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JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
12/04/08

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I minored in the Vaginal Arts.
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NefariousNewt
12/04/08

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As a former nerdy science boy (astrophysics, physics, psychology), I can say that 1) it's harder to get women to notice you, 2) women don't naturally gravitate toward science types, 3) once you hook up with a woman and have sex, you cannot get enough, and 4) you have better odds of hooking up with a woman if you go to a technical school rather than a liberal arts school.
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Snowbunny
12/04/08

@NefariousNewt: Maybe you can help me: as a science girl (but I'm not nerdy, I tend to come off relatively aloof and cool) I would like to make sweet, sciencey love to some of the nerdy science boys in my classes. What can I do?

I would ask them to "study" with me, but I generally really do need to study, so every time I've tried that we've, you know, studied. I don't know how to make the first move, what should I say?
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newscience
12/04/08

@Snowbunny: I was in your same boat. Months and months of "studying" together before I finally got up the nerve to say anything. But it was a stable equilibrium, nothing was going to happen unless I out-and-out told him. It was worth the bravery!
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Snowbunny
12/04/08

@newscience: Sigh, everything is always such an equilibrium in my stupid life.

Balance is lame.

And congrats on getting your nerdy groove on, I'm jealous.
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