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    Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"

    Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again

    Maine Legalizes Same Sex Marriage!

    Ker-Plink, Ker-Plank, Ker-Plunk!
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Whenever my mother hears about women with long fingernails, she only has one question. When they go to the bathroom, how do they wipe?
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    09/03/09

    @notwhoyouthoughtiwas: Better question--do they use tampons?
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Am I the only one who really and truly wants a break from bickering about ridiculous things like health care and gay marriage? And I say ridiculous because it really doesn't matter what anyone says, I don't understand why someone would be against either. Why, why, why? I feel like I'm at wits end as far as arguing/having a conversation about it. I'm ready to say to people who are anti-health care reform, "You're selfish. End of story." And to people who are anti-gay marriage, "Get over yourself." Seriously, I'm past the point of eloquence. :(
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    09/03/09

    @dj_chick: I just cut people out of my life who are against either. No joke. This, unfortunately, is not making any changes in policy.
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    09/03/09

    @Laulau: I'm sure it cuts down on stress though! I've tried to do the same... but you can only avoid your siblings so much. :)

    I'm just mentally exhausted from it. A week of vacation from work AND the internet might be just the thing I need. The weekend can't get here soon enough!
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    ok, so the Australian study regarding HPV and breast cancer really upsets me. the past 3 generations of woman on my mother's side have had breast cancer, and she just tested positive for the "breast cancer gene" BRAC. which means I am more than likely to test positive. AND i've had HPV since college. guess i'll go ahead and plan for a masectomy. not sure who I direct this to but, MOTHERFUCKERS!
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    I can barely keep my nails long enough to open things wrapped in plastic... they always get brittle at some point and/or I get frustrated with them and chop them all off. I cannot imagine 30 years and nearly 3 feet.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    That’s it. *I* want to start gathering signatures to put to a vote something that in no way affects me but could make other people miserable.

    Who has ideas? What should we ruin for someone? What group should we target? The possibilities are endless…
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I want to ban all live broadcasts of baseball games!
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I want to ban all live broadcasts of baseball games!
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    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I was thinking maybe the eating of lobster. I do not care for lobster, so why should anyone eat it?
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    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: HOW COULD YOU!
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: My petition is called "Send Carrie Prejean Somewhere Else. And also, Fox and Friends."
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't like purple underpants, so no one should be able to wear them. I'm sorry, that's just what my religion teaches me, and I have no agency or ability to questions its teachings.
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    09/03/09

    @Dodgergirl: Well I am sorry but if it is that important to you then just shell out the money to see the games yourself! You're taking away the meaning for those who DID pay to go see the game as it happens! Your TV is stealing the meaning from millions of Americans. And you call yourself a Dodgers' fan...
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    09/03/09

    @Maritsa: It's Adam and EVE not Adam and PURPLE UNDERWEAR! And John the Baptist wore animal fur underwear. And King David didn't even WEAR underwear as he pranced drunkenly through the streets of Jerusalem before the Ark of the Covenant. So, clearly, the Bible shows us that purple underwear is NOT okay by God.
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I don't like mustard. When people around me eat mustard, I am FORCED to taste mustard, too, and it ruins the sanctity of my hot dog. BAN MUSTARD!
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    09/03/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: An excellent point. Televised games destroy the sanctity of baseball. Baseball is between a man and his overpriced Yankees ticket.

    @Dodgergirl: Good point. Besides, everyone knows yellow is the Devil's color.
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: I think mushrooms are pretty unacceptable. Let's not only ban them, but pretend they don't exist.
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    09/03/09

    @missteenwordpower: They could be Godly celery stalks if they prayed hard enough...
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    09/03/09

    @LaComtesse: When other people wear purple underwear it makes MY underwear less important!
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    09/03/09

    @missteenwordpower: Let's consign them to the fiery pits of hell.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    09/03/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If that includes Megan Fox, then I am in!
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    09/03/09

    @CurtCole: I am sensing a lot of fox hate here. NOT ALL FOXES ARE LIKE THEM!!

    :(
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    09/03/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): see, I don't know if that's the kind of legislation that I'm talking about... that law would just make everyone's lives better, even the aforementioned Fox and Friends/Prejean/Megan Fox, etc. Their lives would be improved if they just... went away... somewhere.
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    09/03/09

    In reply to Maine Will Vote On Gay Marriage • Miss Universe Pageant Adds "Condom Olympics"
    Blowing up a condom until it bursts sounds like a really good way to pass out.
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    If this shows up on the Maine ballot, I promise you guys, I'll turn out to vote in the local elections!
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    I just learned about the Rhode Island prostitute loophole like, 2 weeks ago, and laughed very hard. Don't take away that comedy, RI!
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    The green burial idea sounds fantastic-- I hope it becomes widely available, I'd love to do that instead of having my body sit in a box, eventually leaching poisons into the ground.
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    Promessa! I remember reading about that in "Stiff." I want to become a bush!


    Also, I tend to add numbers in my head when I can't sleep, i.e. "1+2=3, 3+3=6," etc. I've gotten up past 1000...it's hard for me to sleep sometimes.

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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    I hate hate HATE that bunny woman. I know she's mentally ill, and to some extent it's not her fault, but BOO. Who could mistreat this precious thing?


    <"img src="http://www.oregonhumane.com/news/stories/images/OHS_BabyBunny2_web.jpg"

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    06/18/09

    @Penny_Esq has a new job!: Oops!


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    06/18/09

    @Penny_Esq has a new job!: (Btw, that's one of the actual bunnies seized. They are all being cared for at the Oregon Humane Society, where I volunteer.)
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    06/18/09

    @Penny_Esq has a new job!: Holy shit it's so tiny and cute! How do you keep yourself from just snuggling it all day when you volunteer???
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    Okay, I admit it: I will sometimes call my partners "papi" during stuff. But I don't find it creepy b/c I don't call my dad "papi" I call him "dad" or "pa" or "Nacho."

    It's not weird!...Shut up!
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    06/18/09

    @KiddyKat: Papi and Mami are also just like "sweetie."
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    Oh, the daddy thing isn't anything new.



    + Watch video
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    I know this may be a special incident, but I can't imagine the Catholic church and witches' covens really have a rosy relationship even when the Church isn't telling them they can't use their ball at a church social center.
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    06/18/09

    @kithkin: Gah, have their ball.
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Prop H8 PR Firm Goes To Maine • Rabbit-Hoarder Hoards Again
    Also: I am a grown-ass woman, and there is no way I could conceive of calling anyone daddy. Not even my father. And certainly not a 24 year old friend. What kind of person does this? /sigh I guess I'll have to keep blaming the patriarchy for making dudeliness + virility some kind of weird goal to aspire to, even in a creepy name.
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    06/18/09

    @kithkin: Out of curiosity, did you call your father Daddy when you were little? I did and when I was 8 or so I thought about it and reasoned there was no point in changing what I called my father just because I was getting older. Am I the only one?
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    06/18/09

    @andonthatnote, JOC: I think I did, when I was a young kid and then I changed to Dad, maybe when I was around eight or so, like you say. I call my mom "Mom," too, not "mommy."
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    06/18/09

    @kithkin: I call him dad or daddy, and my mother's usually mum or mummy. Does that make me weird?
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