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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/11/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Okay ladies, I have news for you. If the best way you have to communicate romantic interest with your current boyfriend is by yanking out his wang when he least expects it and then flapping it all over your face, you need to rethink the relatuionship, because your current boyfriend is either dead, gay or a dead gay*.

    *The last applicable chiefly to the cast of "Twilight."
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Next month's Cosmo:

    Drink Your Way to Buns of Steel

    Why Black is the New Black and Shoes Are the New Jesus

    Yes, You Can Spend the Month's Rent on Two Items of Underwear!

    Feeling Like a Fat Fucking Pig? New Fruit Drinks You'll Hate!

    A Dirty Sanchez He'll Always Remember!

    Liz Cheney Gets Down and Dirty

    Your Uncle Totally Wanted You!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    Men want campy 80's hardcore cover bands... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of andromache andromache
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I read this post as I was inflating a stability ball with a hand pump. it occurs to me that it's only a matter of time before Cosmo does a feature on how you can improve your handjob skills by inflating exercise balls. let me tell you, I've learned to use the big muscles before engaging the small muscles. I'll let you know how it goes next time this pumping technique is needed. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of NoelleBlue NoelleBlue
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Heh, that weirdness/twitchiness always has come out in his performances, and before his resurgence I really just chalked it up to the drugs.

    However: It's actually him! I think I love it.

    I also wonder if that's sorta one of the reasons FOR the drugs, like so many unique personalities - that "I am not normal, I can not be normal. I will take drugs that help me forget that I am not normal." The way he talks about his past does seem to suggest he wanted to get away from himself.
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I love these articles. They're always good for a good belly laugh. Men are talked about like we're some sort of monolithic block. Like we all like the same things done by the same kind of women. What complete and utter bullshit. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Misiula Misiula
    11/10/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Just like women are talked about in Men's Health and similar mags. It's all useless in its monolithic projections. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/10/09

    @Misiula: Exactly. These magazines put forward a simplistic image of the opposite sex because it makes their jobs easier. Otherwise they'd have to write articles with depth and thought. That's way too much to ask. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Isoperla Isoperla
    11/10/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: my favorite part of all of this is that at cosmo it's women just randomly making shit up about what they think guys like (he'll go crazy when you nibble him during fellatio!), and at men's health it's a bunch of guys making shit up about what women want (ram her hard!). #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    11/11/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Dude, you take this line of comment any further, and I'm afraid the next Manly-Man Meeting won't go very well for you. Always plenty of applicants queued up for an open space, you know. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I've never been to a bachelorette party. Look what I must be missing! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I adore this incredibly talented man, but damn—he is batshit crazy. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @Kivrin: I feel enough drug use will addle the brain a tad. Some people it makes denser or unable to remember things and other it makes a little kooky. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    I think the 2 + 3=5 is akin to wherever you go, there you are. You know, You are the same no matter how famous or whatever. You are still you. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @badmutha: I took it as all these great things add up to where he is in life, with the gratitude, so if he fucks up and ruins one of them he is going to be lesser. He is at 5 because of 2 and 3 so if he loses 3 he will just have 2. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    "I hit my stride later than most folks. A couple years ago, it really was a big old hip-hip-hooray and let's get somethin' shakin' here. Then pfffffff - it reorganized at this higher level…"

    Actually, this I get. I'm not sure what that says about me.

    But what is going on with the styling on the cover? Is the Bebbeh Esquie Editor jealous of teh hott, or something?
    'Cause that's just all kind of wrong. It looks like they squashed my beautiful RDJ in a Lucite trapezoidal box, in an attempt to maim. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Elaken Elaken
    11/10/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I get it too.

    Even knowing it is him I STILL can't recognize him in that person they show on the cover. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/10/09

    @Elaken: I'm gonna pretend he was just doing another persona. Just for the sake of argument, like.

    (Also, I don't want to dwell on it *too* much, but there is a sort of more "RDJ-flippeth-the-bird" ... um ... emphasis in the midst of all the frippery which makes me think he got the joke and also found a way to make the shot's composition more ... interesting. If you will.) #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.
    Dude, every RDJ interview I've ever read is exactly like this. There was one in GQ a couple of years back that was almost identical except it was peppered with him yelling something like "Let's get pie" and jumping in his car and taking off. I think he works hard to cultivate the manic image.

    Also, this quirky, manic persona is kind of the hallmark of interviews in men's magazines, right? I remember the one from a year or two ago with Clooney where he had a ladder out and was climbing into the interviewer's attic looking for squirrels or something. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I'm guessing Fergie may be regretting that comment given recent gossip about her spouse... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    I think it would be hard to maintain eye contact if you are rubbing his member on all over your face. Methinks someone at Cosmo needs a lesson in human anatomy. #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    11/10/09

    In reply to Inside The Twisty-Turny Mind Of Robert Downey Jr.

    This is what I see: #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: HAHAHA! yes - natalie dee is the truth :) #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: YES! I love this cover because RDJ is totally a "look at these awesome balls" kind of guy. #robertdowneyjr
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    Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was starred Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. was unstarred
    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    11/10/09

    @dirtybee: Bestie. #robertdowneyjr
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/10/09

    In reply to Cosmo: Men Want Virgins & Whores, No Fatties
    What his hug reveals:
    1. The Big Bear Hug: Sorry ladies, he prefers hairy barrel-shaped men!

    2. The Side Arm Half Hug: To get this douche more often, douche more often - He's worried about germs down THERE

    3. Spoon Hug: He's practicing for later tonight, when you make love in a new and exciting place: up the butt! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/10/09

    @funzette: I always figured most male acquaintances awkwardly hugged women in a poor attempt to feel them up. The more you know! :::rainbow::: #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/10/09

    @funzette: Wow, when you describe these, they sound all weird and non-consenual! Rapey, even. It reminds me of how I often have to love on my cats, in a nonconsensual way--I call it "forceful love externally applied." #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of formergr formergr
    11/10/09

    @Never_Nude: Or as the Engineer's Guide to Cats terms it, "Corporal Cuddling". #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of formergr formergr
    11/10/09

    @formergr: Trying again... #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    Image of alula alula
    11/10/09

    @formergr: Oh, God, I love that video. Especially the little paw that comes up when he's dishing out the tuna. . . #cosmodecember09coverlies
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    formergr promoted this comment alula was starred alula was unstarred
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    11/10/09

    @alula: Oh totally! #cosmodecember09coverlies
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