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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    12:01 PM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Not schooled in the "science of law and finance"??? Wesley, you get a hearty "Bish please" for that one. Everyone knows the tax man is a pimp and the pimp has to get his cut. Even brokies like me have to pay taxes. No one is tax-exempt, NO ONE.
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    Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was starred Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    12:38 AM

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Wow, since I keep seeing the OPPOSITE sentiment expressed here re: the tour bus accident- how terrible for that poor man and his family and thank goodness no one else was seriously injured.
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    Crabby Cakes was starred Crabby Cakes was unstarred
    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Well now I have to read Twilight. Thanks a lot, Vatican.
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    bitingfairy was starred bitingfairy was unstarred
    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    "age-old trick or ideal formula of using extremes to make an impact"

    Virgin birth, crucifixion, Lazarus rising from the dead: nothing extreme about any of that.
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    Diziet_Sma was starred Diziet_Sma was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    What is the Vatican talking about? Bella and Edward wait until marriage to have sex and Bella refuses to abort her baby even though it might kill her. You'd think that Twilight would be on top of their Netflix queue.
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    Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    Aw, Susan Boyle, I still love you.
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    boxspelunker was starred boxspelunker was unstarred
    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    dude, the vatican is just pissed because the catholic church was clearly the inspiration for the voltari.
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    KATE! was starred KATE! was unstarred
    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/20/09

    @KATE!: Don't forget "the Magisterium" in Golden Compass. I think they may still be sore 'bout that.
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    Jack_Burton was starred Jack_Burton was unstarred
    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/20/09

    In reply to Miley's Fatal Bus Crash; Vatican Official Condemns Twilight's "Deviant Message"
    I like how Joel Madden is acting like he was the one with pneumonia.
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    Tippi Hedren was starred Tippi Hedren was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    really? is this conversation still going on? because, you know, there aren't so many more important things to be discussing.
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    Scout was starred Scout was unstarred
    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    This photo isn't retouched at all! Haven't you heard? Partial hip removal is the new weight-loss trend sweeping Hollywood!
    All the leading ladies are doing it!
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    Crabby Cakes was starred Crabby Cakes was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    There is absolutely, literally (literally!) no question about whether this image was altered-- it was. The question is, to what extent was it altered. Little things like blotchy skin, shadows, flyaways are always fixed. But a retoucher can obviously take it to that next step where body parts are slimmed, posture is changed, etc.
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    lafleur was starred lafleur was unstarred
    Image of dietgrrl dietgrrl
    11/20/09

    @lafleur: Ugh, she looks like a bobble head afterward. I much prefer the "frumpy" version that doesn't look like her body was left in the dryer too long.
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    lafleur promoted this comment dietgrrl was starred dietgrrl was unstarred
    Image of PrincessOfPower PrincessOfPower
    11/20/09

    @lafleur: OH MY GOD that was disgusting! that guy is such a fucking asshole! how many times did he compare her to a gorilla? fucking barf.
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    lafleur promoted this comment PrincessOfPower was starred PrincessOfPower was unstarred
    Image of IndigoCharm IndigoCharm
    06:19 AM

    @lafleur: This guy makes me feel very violent. What an absolute, unintelligent ass.
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    lafleur promoted this comment IndigoCharm was starred IndigoCharm was unstarred
    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    04:54 PM

    @lafleur: GOD DAMN that narrator/teacher was nit-picky and mind-blowingly insulting. But, thanks for the demo link.
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    lafleur promoted this comment fluxus flucker was starred fluxus flucker was unstarred
    Image of sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    I completely agree with the photographer. Anyone who has worked in this industry can tell that the image has been worked on. It may not have been the final proof, but color corrections and contrast adjustments were made. It also seems that her eyes were whitened amongst other things. It's very easy to do a quick retouch when selecting the final product, which helps to give a better idea about the end result. This is probably what Demi got ahold of.
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    Edited by sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell at 11/20/09 5:24 PM sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was starred sydbarrettsaves, emissary of hell was unstarred
    Image of andromache andromache
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    honestly I wouldn't have noticed anything amiss if it hadn't been pointed out to me. it just looks like she's quite thin with narrow hips. but the most disturbing thing is her butchery of the English language. *shudder*
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    andromache was starred andromache was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    I have mixed feelings about this. Half of me is thinking, "Who cares?" Not, mind you, because photoshopping isn't a problem, but rather because calling Demi out on her photo seems tasteless and petty. The magazine's editorial staff and photographer should be held accountable, not the actress, in my opinion.

    On the other hand, I find it really annoying that Demi would claim that the photo is not re-touched. It comes across as paranoid and shallow--like when people have had obvious plastic surgery (cough, cough) and claim to the contrary. She's beautiful and having had help by re-touching or cosmetic procedures does not take away from that. I fail to see the point in lying.
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    Edited by Tchotchke at 11/20/09 4:20 PM Tchotchke was starred Tchotchke was unstarred
    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/20/09

    In reply to Photographer Bets $5,000 On Demi Moore W Cover Retouching
    Bitch, please! The shoulders-to-waist and shoulder-to-hips ratios aren't human.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    @FrannyR: There's something very wrong with her neck...
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/20/09

    @FrannyR: Also, one arm is noticeably longer than the other.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
    Image of theCrippleCricket theCrippleCricket
    11/20/09

    @femme-bot: If this isn't retouched though... aren't we all bodysnarking?

    I think the waist-hip-shoulder thing might be that she is really skinny and twisting her hips to one side while holding her shoulders/face directly forward. Does that make sense?
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    femme-bot promoted this comment theCrippleCricket was starred theCrippleCricket was unstarred
    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    11/20/09

    @BeckySharper: well her right shoulder is tilted downwards, which accounts for the longer arm..
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    rd2uk was starred rd2uk was unstarred
    Image of FrannyR FrannyR
    11/20/09

    @BeckySharper: That could be because she is standing in counterpost, but they've fiddled around with the photo so much you can't see it. Normally in counterpost, the hip would stick out, but I think they've made her hips narrower
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    FrannyR was starred FrannyR was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/20/09

    @theCrippleCricket: It is retouched though. Is anyone honestly trying to make the argument that a picture on a cover of a magazine ISN'T airbrushed?
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    femme-bot was starred femme-bot was unstarred
    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/20/09

    @theCrippleCricket: There is absolutely no way that photo's not retouched.
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    BeckySharper was starred BeckySharper was unstarred
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