I, too, was shocked that Tiger preferred "tarty" women to his small children, since men are usually so eager to spend time with babies and tend to avoid tarty women if possible. This woman has a firm grasp of what men want, that's for sure.
First, there's the weird creepiness of talking about Tiger's babies like they're succulent roasting birds in a Looney Tunes hunger hallucination, but the second tweet is really where Kevin Sorbo Messed the fuck up! Either she's imagining him cooking and eating the women(in tarts?), or sluttin' it up with the sweetsmellg babies.
Edited by Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole at 12/21/09 5:13 PM
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The only thing that Bonnie Fuller and the army of womens' mags are "helping" me with is understanding how utterly dreadful the view of women, what we want, who we are, and what we do, is in this world.
I've watched her turn magazines into crap for several decades now. "Tabloid queen" is actually the kindest thing I could think of to call her. But if she thinks she's helping women, she's even more delusional than I thought she was.
Ah. Now I understand her nefarious plan. Bonnie Fuller is attempting to facilitate the creation of perfect celebrity babies-- delicious, sweetsmellg babies-- for the Zombie Apocalypse. Bonnie Fuller: future queen of the zombies.
"When we met Mischa for the cover story she had Hillary Duff's hand to begin with! ... There was ABSOLUTELY no retouching on her wrist or fingernails!"
From the lawyers:
"It is damaging to my client to imply she needed photoshop. My client is fully capable of chopping off a fellow actor's hand and sewing it onto her own wrist. Implying she does not have the ability of Dr. Frankenstein severely hurts her reputation."
Shit. It's not enough to have the best clothes, the best makeup put on by the best artists, the best hair done at the best salon, the best photographer, the best lighting, the best location and the best technology.
Now the industry has to have the best Photoshoppers?! C'mon!
Pretty soon there'll be nobody left to put Eva Longoria's head onto pictures of porno actresses.
the hands seems disproportionate on Mischa since her arms are longer than the actual hand-owner's arms. and really, "we don't like your hand, so we're gonna chop it off and replace it," doesn't that seem a bit... effed up?
I told you guys. The retouchers only follow commands! Their work is being determined by photographers and designers. (Speaking from personal experieince)
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Same goes for you too, Kim.
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Bonnie Fuller makes me feel violent.
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"When we met Mischa for the cover story she had Hillary Duff's hand to begin with! ... There was ABSOLUTELY no retouching on her wrist or fingernails!"
From the lawyers:
"It is damaging to my client to imply she needed photoshop. My client is fully capable of chopping off a fellow actor's hand and sewing it onto her own wrist. Implying she does not have the ability of Dr. Frankenstein severely hurts her reputation."
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Now the industry has to have the best Photoshoppers?! C'mon!
Pretty soon there'll be nobody left to put Eva Longoria's head onto pictures of porno actresses.
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