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    02:13 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Please, someone, tell me how to "scientifically, mathematically, and economically prove" a vaguely defined term.

    Cause that would make grad school a lot easier.
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    02:03 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    After reading that article, I was totally bummed out because now I am failing by not volunteering enough in my community. And also because I am afraid to try glitter eyeshadow. I guess I failed at being a lady. Again.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02:01 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Another day, another "wimmens are fucked because they're 'equal' now" article. I would just rather have one person write the honest "I hate women, get back in the fucking kitchen, bitch, let's roll back the clock you uppity thing you" article and just be done with it. Say what you will about the evangelicals, but at least they are honest to a certain degree about wanting us to shut up and be pregnant.
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    Image of BxgrlJeri BxgrlJeri
    02:00 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I would be happier if fashion didn't dictate that teenage girls look like plumbers from behind (and I do mean behind). I've had it with the ass crack look. What the F are designers thinking? No wonder why women aren't happy. Look at the clothes they have us in.

    Thank goodness winter is here and they will be covering their usually flip flopped feet with Uggs and covering up that ass crack with a coat.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    02:19 PM

    @BxgrlJeri: Not in Texas, dear. We are inundated with ass crack and flip flopped feet all year.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    01:52 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Maybe if your friend likes to eat food, you buy her some damn food.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    01:51 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Why is her solution giving back to the community? That's great and all, but how about joining the Women's Movement now? That seems like more apt advice in a time when uteruses are being regulated more than the banks.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    01:54 PM

    @CurtCole: There you go using your dude brain again to confuse all us poor delicate things. We need to BUY SHIT and DO VOLUNTEER WORK until we're happy. Or take expensive medications.

    SHOES!
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    01:58 PM

    @CurtCole: there is a lot of empowerment in giving back to the community. especially if you look at giving circles and women's foundations that primarily leverage gifts from women to fund women's issues and programs to raise women out of poverty... which achieves both goals, no?
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    02:02 PM

    @lermanzo: True.
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    Image of lermanzo lermanzo
    02:04 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: personally, i do find my volunteer work very fulfilling.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    01:50 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Not the fucking glitter eyeshadow again! First it's blue eyeshadow, now glitter is back? Christ on a cracker, Fashion! I had some mascara in the 9th grade that was clear and full of silver glitter, would you like to make that popular again, too? Oooh how about we all go back to frosted pink lipgloss and painting each of our fingernails a different color with those little tiny bottles of nail polish!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    02:01 PM

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I'll trade you two of your bottles of polish for my whole collection of Garbage Pail Kids, this awesome poster of Kirk Cameron, and four snap bracelets.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    02:05 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: I'll trade you a t-shirt tie and 2 fluorescent scrunchies for one of those snap bracelets!
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    02:05 PM

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Kirk Cameron? NO DEAL!
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    01:48 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Clothing that looks like skin folds? Hannibal Lecter would approve.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01:47 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I was also disappointed that they clearly cranked up the contrasting in the SJP spread. It's like their "we didn't alter the photos" answer to erasing wrinkles.
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    01:50 PM

    @Penny: yeah the saturation is hurting my eyes.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01:56 PM

    @PaigeTurner: The spread inside was worse. AND black and white.
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    Image of emfish55 emfish55
    02:01 PM

    @Penny: I have to admit this is my cure-all for dark spots, blemishes, and enlarged in photos of me. It works fine for me because I'm already super pale.

    Of course, I'm also not on the cover of Elle. Go figure.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    02:04 PM

    @emfish55: I use it too, to a degree!
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    01:46 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    That's one hell of an awkward pose SJP is being made to do with her arms. It's a bit too much "Tin Man before the oil can" for me.
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    Image of miss_so_unknown miss_so_unknown
    01:51 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): I'm more concerned with her awkward I Dream of Jeannie getup. I didn't put together that that was a dress for a full minute and a half. I kept wondering why her stylist for the photo shoot would put her in such an ill-fitting bikini top.
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    01:56 PM

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): Yeah, it is weird. It looks like she's warding off some sort of wayward Ticklemeister who's found his way onto the set of the photo shoot.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    I was flipping through this the other day and almost read this piece. But I figured you'd cover it in a nice little summary. Which you did.

    Their gift guide was fucking ridiculous. Seriously, Elle? Throw in some shit under 100 bucks, we're in a recession.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    01:45 PM

    In reply to Elle: Women Will Never Be Satisfied, Should Buy Expensive Sh-t
    Lady-people are such buzz kills.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    oh man...that was so boring. and I thought I was uber bored BEFORE I started reading. about nothing. and nobody.

    Are these women on some sort of contractual agreement that they must do a certain number of magazine covers per year? Sorry, I'm just tired of the same people staring out at me from magazine shelves.
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    The more I look at that Natalie Portman cover, the more amused I am by the extreme crazyface. But props where they're due: finally a neckline that isn't completely unflattering! (I reserve the right to assume that the dress ends 4 inches above her ankles, though.)
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/02/09

    In reply to Things You Should Know About Being A Woman This Winter
    Britney...? Britney who?
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