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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    12/21/09

    In reply to Lies, Hollywood Lawyers & The Continuing Case Of Demi's Left Leg
    You'd think someone with a shit-ton of money and a hot husband would have better things to do. Like shop and screw.
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    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    I, too, was shocked that Tiger preferred "tarty" women to his small children, since men are usually so eager to spend time with babies and tend to avoid tarty women if possible. This woman has a firm grasp of what men want, that's for sure.
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    Image of nobodyr nobodyr
    12:03 AM

    @Rhymenocerous: That's not very misandric.
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    Rhymenocerous promoted this comment nobodyr was starred nobodyr was unstarred
    Image of Rhymenocerous Rhymenocerous
    09:42 AM

    @nobodyr: Neither is the phrase "newlywed weight."
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    Image of Thus Spake KATE! Thus Spake KATE!
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Ladies and gentleman, I give you Bonnie Fuller, Humanitarian of the Year!
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    Image of Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    First, there's the weird creepiness of talking about Tiger's babies like they're succulent roasting birds in a Looney Tunes hunger hallucination, but the second tweet is really where Kevin Sorbo Messed the fuck up! Either she's imagining him cooking and eating the women(in tarts?), or sluttin' it up with the sweetsmellg babies.
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    Edited by Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole at 12/21/09 5:13 PM Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was starred Hana Maru, used up old slutbag on the pole was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Oh Khloe, screw the ten pounds. Want the body you have now! You look amazing in that picture.

    Same goes for you too, Kim.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Someone is Fuller herself.
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    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    The only thing that Bonnie Fuller and the army of womens' mags are "helping" me with is understanding how utterly dreadful the view of women, what we want, who we are, and what we do, is in this world.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Bonnie Fuller helps women in the same way Regina George helps high school girls: undermining their self-confidence in order to create a clone army.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    I've watched her turn magazines into crap for several decades now. "Tabloid queen" is actually the kindest thing I could think of to call her. But if she thinks she's helping women, she's even more delusional than I thought she was.
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    Image of Alohamaid Alohamaid
    12/21/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: That's a lot of delusion
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    TheFormerJuneBronson promoted this comment Alohamaid was starred Alohamaid was unstarred
    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/21/09

    @Alohamaid: We can't measure it with existing technology.
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    Image of itsonreserve itsonreserve
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Thanks but no thanks Bonnie. I'm generally trying to ignore and suppress my socially ingrained judgment of Katherine McPhee's boobs, not revel in it.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    Ah. Now I understand her nefarious plan. Bonnie Fuller is attempting to facilitate the creation of perfect celebrity babies-- delicious, sweetsmellg babies-- for the Zombie Apocalypse. Bonnie Fuller: future queen of the zombies.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    12/21/09

    @Dodgergirl: I love things that are sweetsmellg. Sigh.
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    Image of sassyredhead sassyredhead
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    That's Katharine McPhee??? How did I miss her makeover? I kinda thought it was Courtney Love for a sec. Wowza!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Bonnie Fuller Says She's "Helping Women"
    I feel for McPhee, there's a page in my senior yearbook with photos of my friends and I, and my boobs are on full display in much the same way.

    Bonnie Fuller makes me feel violent.
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    12/21/09

    In reply to Retro Photoshop Of Horrors: The Mischa Barton Hand Job Of 2004
    From the photographers:

    "When we met Mischa for the cover story she had Hillary Duff's hand to begin with! ... There was ABSOLUTELY no retouching on her wrist or fingernails!"

    From the lawyers:

    "It is damaging to my client to imply she needed photoshop. My client is fully capable of chopping off a fellow actor's hand and sewing it onto her own wrist. Implying she does not have the ability of Dr. Frankenstein severely hurts her reputation."
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    Edited by Eleanor Ramilly at 12/21/09 3:13 PM Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    12/21/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: COTD!
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    Image of AndPreciousLittleofThat AndPreciousLittleofThat
    12/21/09

    In reply to Retro Photoshop Of Horrors: The Mischa Barton Hand Job Of 2004
    Shit. It's not enough to have the best clothes, the best makeup put on by the best artists, the best hair done at the best salon, the best photographer, the best lighting, the best location and the best technology.

    Now the industry has to have the best Photoshoppers?! C'mon!

    Pretty soon there'll be nobody left to put Eva Longoria's head onto pictures of porno actresses.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    12/21/09

    @AndPreciousLittleofThat: Might I proffer that soon head-switching will be all anyone knows how to do? ;)
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