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    "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"

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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    02:45 PM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    She's a beautiful (and very, very, very egotistical) woman, but why does she have to put eleven pounds of shiny gold stuff all over her face and body? It's so distracting and bizarre. It's like she's using her face to solar power a house.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    10:20 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    To be honest, I don't really care if she has a decent voice or not. The music she makes is disposable pop music that is meant to be catchy, but doesn't require an opera-caliber voice. And, she worked hard to get where she has and clearly exhibits a great deal of business savvy.

    Rather, what I find so irritating about her music is how painfully awful her lyrics are. Too many of her songs focus on name-dropping designers and pumping herself up. And she's in her mid 30s, so aside from making her seem completely egotistical, it makes her seem immature. She doesn't write her lyrics anyway, so can't she find better writers?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10:11 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    She's mistaken. I was temporarily duped into thinking that she wasn't Jenny from the block anymore, and my reaction was one of confusion over whether or not her rocks were indicative of her foresaking her block-ness, not awe over her vocal prowess.
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    Image of count_bessy count_bessy
    10:32 AM

    @morninggloria: But don't you remember her earlier defenses? Think you gotta keep her iced, you don't! Think she's gonna spend her cash, she won't. Even if she were broke, her love doesn't cost a thing.

    I don't mean to minimize your confusion, but she's been pretty clear on the matter. From the block, see?
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10:50 AM

    @count_bessy: She's also repeatedly asserted that she's real, and Ja-Rule has backed up that claim.
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    Image of DutchessOfDork DutchessOfDork
    10:00 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    Diva. You are not. Ella Fitzgerald. Diva. Aretha Franklin. Diva. Bette Midler. Diva.
    You know what they have? Talent. Voice. Admiration?
    You know what you have? A nice bum.
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    Image of OverratedUnderwhelmed OverratedUnderwhelmed
    10:08 AM

    @DutchessOfDork: And Autotune.
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    Image of athenaswisdom athenaswisdom
    10:19 AM

    @OverratedUnderwhelmed: She's not a bad actress.
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    Image of OverratedUnderwhelmed OverratedUnderwhelmed
    10:28 AM

    @athenaswisdom: I liked her early films much better. She was great in "U-Turn" and "Out of Sight". The rom-com's, not so much.
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    Image of Antrack Antrack
    10:55 AM

    @OverratedUnderwhelmed: Out of Sight is one of the sexiest movies I've ever seen. The hotel with all the windows and the snow falling outside... Clooney...
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    Image of maybeimamazed02 maybeimamazed02
    11:36 AM

    @Antrack: The dream sequence and the sex scene...oh my. I remember seeing it in the theatre as a teenager and squirming in my seat (in a good way).
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    09:58 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    People do respond to you in a certain way. The problem is, it's probably not the way that you think.
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    Image of Angry Angel Angry Angel
    10:14 AM

    @Questioning Everything: I respond by turning off the radio every time one of her songs is on (which, these days, is almost never - hint, hint).
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    Image of Questioning Everything Questioning Everything
    10:54 AM

    @Angry Angel: auto tune is a wonderful thing
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    Image of Pickard.AL Pickard.AL
    09:57 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    I have responded by deciding she is not a talented vocalist.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:56 AM

    In reply to "It Wasn't Like It Was With Marc, Who Opened His Mouth At Age three And Was Blessed With A Voice From God"
    When you achieve it Jennifer, let me know.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Could Not Be Any More Down-To-Earth
    I want to go there.
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    Image of pesematology pesematology
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rihanna Goes Topless For GQ's January 2010 Issue
    The label chair said what we were all thinking. All together now: Rihanna, put some fucking clothes on!'
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    Image of sciencerules sciencerules
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Could Not Be Any More Down-To-Earth
    She is just impossibly beautiful, and a far more talented actress than she often gets credit for, I think. And it's nice to see her in some pics where she looks her age, and gorgeous, after playing a high schooler at what, twenty-seven?
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    Image of CoalMineCanary CoalMineCanary
    12/15/09

    In reply to Rachel McAdams Could Not Be Any More Down-To-Earth
    I'm not convinced that Adams is BFF material. I'm holding out for Gabby Sibide.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment CoalMineCanary was starred CoalMineCanary was unstarred
    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/15/09

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    I read "To love someone is to meringue them." I thought, 1) Very true and 2) I will start using that as a verb now, thanks.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    12/15/09

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    My all-grape diet is called "box of wine".
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    BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was starred BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) was unstarred
    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    12/15/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I find that a rousing game of "slap the bag" is great for toning the triceps.
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    Image of Working-for-the-weekend Working-for-the-weekend
    12/15/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): But sadly that diet causes me to gain weight not lose it.
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    LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M promoted this comment Working-for-the-weekend was starred Working-for-the-weekend was unstarred
    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    03:04 AM

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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    12/15/09

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    Who the fuck wants to be with someone you can control?
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/15/09

    @eatsshootsleaves: Dominatrices?
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/15/09

    In reply to Elle: The New Year's 'Make Better' Metamorphosis
    I'm not on board with the ELLE hate. At least they offer something to read every month (and not just about fashion and makeup; they had a provocative piece on 'gender disappointment' last month that both fascinated and repulsed me), and they pay a lot of attention to books. Unlike, say, Vogue or Bazaar.
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    Image of erinna erinna
    12/15/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I agree, I personally think its the best of the mainstream fashion mags. There are a lot of interesting articles and features. Vogue I think is a classification of its own and does its things pretty well, but to me Bazaar is just a bunch of pretty pictures of things I can't afford.
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    12/15/09

    @BlondeGoddess: Yeah, I think the book reviews are great. It definitely seems like a more substantial magazine than some of its peers.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    12/15/09

    @BlondeGoddess: I agree. Elle and Vanity Fair are my favorite magazines as they actually have some decent articles. And almost every American fashion magazine is better than the mags they have where I live (Mexico) that are like catalogs of clothing against white backgrounds, where every item hovers around 2000 USD.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    12/15/09

    @BlondeGoddess: The book reviews and E. Jean are the two things that keep me from canceling my subscription.
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