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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I'm thinking that they did a photoshop number on her arms. They look much smaller than they normally are. Maybe I'm crazy.
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    Image of MaBell MaBell
    12/16/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: In that case, you and I are the same kind of crazy...
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    Image of KelseyElle KelseyElle
    12/16/09

    @Jenloveshercurves: Thats what I thought too! She is almost unrecognizable. Maybe she gains weight to play Joan?
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    Image of Pandorasvoicebox Pandorasvoicebox
    12/16/09

    @KelseyElle: @MaBell: @Jenloveshercurves: She lost weight for her wedding. [www.huffingtonpost.com]
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    lafleur promoted this comment Pandorasvoicebox was starred Pandorasvoicebox was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @MaBell: @KelseyElle: Look at the size of her wrist and her upper arm. Especially the one on the left. It also seems that the one on the left and the one on the right are the same size even though half of the one on the right is in shadow. Something fishy is going on here. The proportions are just off and her head looks huge like a Bratz doll.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    12/16/09

    @MaBell: I'd like to STOP the body snarking right here.
    Not cool ladies.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: This is definitely not body snarking but saying that she was oddly photoshopped. There is a lack of shadow that is telling she was shopped. Jez does this all the time ala photoshop of horrors.
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    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/16/09

    @Pandorasvoicebox: Oh I know that, but I'm still going with her arms are photoshopped here. There's not only a lack of upper arm here, but also they look shorter. The proportion is off and not natural. Something strange has been done to the pic.
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    Edited by Jenloveshercurves at 12/16/09 10:05 PM Jenloveshercurves was starred Jenloveshercurves was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    oh christina, why are you aligning yourself with the likes of people magazine. seems that you're a famewhore like the rest.
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: She's got a show to promote even in the off season.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    @Little Time Bomb: oh c'mon, that is such a weak excuse. i'm sure that's why she modeled for a bridal magazine and gave all the details of her wedding as well.

    i love christina like the next person, but a famewhore she is.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Isn't every famous person a famewhore? Part of the job, I'd think.
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    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: ok, now you're just being disingenuous. allowing a magazine to photograph a private holiday party is different than showing up on a red carpet promoting a project.
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    Edited by bess marvin, girl detective at 12/16/09 7:30 PM bess marvin, girl detective was starred bess marvin, girl detective was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @bess marvin, girl detective: Good point.
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    Image of brightpeonies brightpeonies
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I do not do well with sugary drinks. The first (and hopefully last) time I vomited from alcohol was when I mixed vodka and apple cider. So this one would not make my stomach any happier.

    But I really want to go to this party. I'd sip wine and chat with NPH and then he and his lovely caterer boyfriend would come over the next weekend and we'd cook dinner.
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    12/16/09

    @brightpeonies: Should have gone with rum and apple cider.
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    la.donna.pietra promoted this comment duetoprivacy was starred duetoprivacy was unstarred
    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    12/16/09

    @duetoprivacy: Tuaca and apple cider is where it's at.

    Rum sounds tasty, though.
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    Image of Little Time Bomb Little Time Bomb
    12/16/09

    @duetoprivacy: Toss in a cinnamon stick and I'm there!
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    12/16/09

    @Little Time Bomb: Ok, I'll let you in on my holiday secret recipe. Heat up the cider on the stove or crock pot. Put in Cinnamon, nutmeg and cloves, to taste. I usually use a table spoon of each and 4 cloves. Add rum to serving cup, stir with cinnamon stick! I don't know if it is in my head or what, but drinking rum hot gets drunk quicker than having it cold.
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    Image of Uncommon Whore Uncommon Whore
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I don't see how tequila and pumpkin have any business hanging out together in the same glass.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    That drink sounds like it tastes like tomorrow's vomit. I'm not fond of too many elements and sugar...
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    Image of Iamdoingit Iamdoingit
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: I love you for that. I thought the same thing. This drink sounds like what would happen if I ate pumpkin pie and drank a few too many martinis. Bleh.
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    femme-bot promoted this comment Iamdoingit was starred Iamdoingit was unstarred
    Image of kate! kate!
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    I love this lady, love the photo, etc...however, the link to the People mag thing is little more than an ad for the tequila. I know celebrities shill for products and product placement is everywhere but that wasn't even a well disguised shill.
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    Image of eleanorstrousers eleanorstrousers
    12/16/09

    In reply to No Holiday Party Is Complete Without Joan's Cocktails
    When, oh when, will I get liquor sponsors for my cocktail parties? The way that my friends drink, I could really use the help.

    Do you hear me Jim Beam?
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    femme-bot promoted this comment eleanorstrousers was starred eleanorstrousers was unstarred
    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/16/09

    @eleanorstrousers: I want Almaden to sponsor my parties. And by parties I mean watching Gossip Girl.
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    Image of eleanorstrousers eleanorstrousers
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: And by "cocktail parties," I mean me and my best gay friend couching with a pregnant teen marathon.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/16/09

    @femme-bot: And by parties I mean drinking out of a Smirnoff bottle in the shower listening to sad music from the 80s.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/24/09

    In reply to Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
    If Joan's husband goes to Vietnam and gets killed, all I am asking is that we get to watch.
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    Image of scullymurphy scullymurphy
    11/24/09

    In reply to Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
    I was so glad that this season ended with work front and center again. I think Mad Men draws it's true cohesion from the fact that it's a show about work and the fascinating dynamics that occur when human beings set off on a working endeavor together. As much as I'm totally absorbed by the personal relationships, I was truly thrilled with the launch of the new ad agency. I can't wait to see where that goes. Of course it wouldn't be nearly so exciting if it hadn't brought Joan back front and center!
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    Image of telecomic the thoughtful red panda telecomic the thoughtful red panda
    11/24/09

    In reply to Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
    The only good thing about Mad Men being on a season break is that Breaking Bad isn't much further behind. That show is pretty much the opposite world as Mad Men, but my goodness is it powerful. Such a brilliant show. Good job to AMC for having such great shows on their airwaves.
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    Triana Orpheus promoted this comment telecomic the thoughtful red panda was starred telecomic the thoughtful red panda was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/24/09

    @telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I love both, too! I can't wait for this season to start. hearted!
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/24/09

    In reply to Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
    Needs more Cosgrove.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    11/24/09

    In reply to Mad Men Creator/Executive Producer Matthew Weiner Spills Mad Details
    So, this is funny (to me) but I am doing this Cross pen giveaway thing and someone mentioned that Joan wears a pen around her neck. I never knew that was a pen, I thought it was a pendant!

    As for Joan's hubby, I just hope he never comes back. I don't like him.
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    Edited by Penny at 11/24/09 4:52 PM Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/24/09

    @Penny: Last year for Christmas I told my mom I wanted a gold pen on a chain like Joan's. She hadn't started watching Mad Men yet, and she gave me a plastic yellow pen on a ball chain from Claire's. Oops.

    Edit: By the way, you can pick it up here for $20: [www.1928.com]
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    Edited by rodmanstreet at 11/24/09 4:58 PM rodmanstreet was starred rodmanstreet was unstarred
    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    11/24/09

    @rodmanstreet: My mom got me that exact pen necklace last year for Christmas. I love it. I get lots of compliments on it. Also, it's useful.
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    Image of Dinkenesh Dinkenesh
    11/24/09

    @rodmanstreet: Amazing. You just pointed me in the direction of the best stocking-stuffers ever for my mom and sister. Thanks!
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    rodmanstreet promoted this comment Dinkenesh was starred Dinkenesh was unstarred
    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/03/09

    @rodmanstreet: I WANT that! Thank you!
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    Image of nacktmusik nacktmusik
    11/23/09

    In reply to Ok, We Promise We'll Stop Referencing Mad Men
    DuBarry was a lady ya'll. (psst - [www.imdb.com] -yeah when nothing good is on, i watch classics :p)
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    Hana Maru promoted this comment nacktmusik was starred nacktmusik was unstarred
    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    11/23/09

    In reply to Ok, We Promise We'll Stop Referencing Mad Men
    Though I'm the only Jeze-reader who doesn't watch Mad Men (no cable but it's on my Netflix queue, I promise!) I don't mind the references because that time period fascinates me.

    Also: They promise "sparkling" results for black hair...but I'm guessing you have to be in the sun in order to get the full effect.
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    Edited by Skellatrix at 11/23/09 12:52 PM Skellatrix was starred Skellatrix was unstarred
    Image of Nariel Nariel
    11/23/09

    In reply to Ok, We Promise We'll Stop Referencing Mad Men
    Hmm, do we think Joan is a natural redhead or what? Christina Hendricks is blonde, but what about Joan herself?
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment Nariel was starred Nariel was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/23/09

    @Nariel: Christina Hendricks is a blonde?! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! I never would have guessed that. I am also quite impressed with her, as I am also a blonde and attempted to dye my hair red and it never really stayed. I think I have to hate her now.
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    Image of Tartan_Tart Tartan_Tart
    11/23/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think she can be an honorary true red head..because I wouldn't have guessed by looking at her either (and she's got that certain je ne sais quoi).

    I've considered dying mine red for fun, but I always feel like there's something extra fake about being a fake red head. I guess you don't choose it, it chooses YOU.
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    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/23/09

    @Nariel: In my mind, although Christina is blonde, Joan is truly red.
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