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    Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz

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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    "1. He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes."

    And here I am writing about electronic dance music for magazines and hoping, hoping that I'll get a $200 check one of these days. No, I'm not bitter.
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    Image of delirium.megans delirium.megans
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    4. he wonders if there is more to life than being really really ridiculously good looking
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    "Becoming a DJ" and "Launching a celebrity fashion line" and "Shopping a reality show" and "Writing a tell-all book" are all euphamisms for "This Person Doesn't Have Any Real Talent."
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    11/30/09

    @morninggloria: Alternately known as This Person Is Dating A Ridiculously Wealthy Woman Who Happens To Be In The Music Industry.
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    huh. You guys don't normally link to articles in the NY Post.

    The NY Times? Wait, what?
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    "Three Things You Didn't Want to Know About Jesus Luz, But Now You Do, So SUCK IT."
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    11/30/09

    @FroderickFronkensteen: I will never get those brain cells back.
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    Image of FroderickFronkensteen FroderickFronkensteen
    11/30/09

    @boobookitt: You're allllright, boobookitt.
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    Image of KLondike5 KLondike5
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    His name is pronounced "Zhay-ZOOSE."

    But Madonna calls him Baby Jee.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/30/09

    @KLondike5: Whereas I'd go with Baby Zeus. Cuz I dig the classics.
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    Image of Bob Wiley Bob Wiley
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    I think he was saying that "loose" is how to pronounce his last name.
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    Image of CrapCommentFromADude CrapCommentFromADude
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    He can speak French... in Russian.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    11/30/09

    @CrapCommentFromADude: He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels.
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    Image of TheExperience TheExperience
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    Ah, the celebrity DJ. Thousands of dollars for smoking and playing tunes off an ipod or mac book for 90 minutes. Did the Times think to ask him what the difference between 33 1/3 and 45 rpm is?
     Reply
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes.

    *Logs online to look at staggering student loan debt*
    *Seriously considers what an 18 story drop is like*
     Reply
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    Image of Jezebellicose/Queenjulie Jezebellicose/Queenjulie
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    It's good to know that it's not only upper-middle-class, suburban white kids who have stupidly pronounced names.
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    Image of tonilost tonilost
    11/30/09

    @queenjulie: Um, it's the Portuguese pronunciation, he's
    Brasilian.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/30/09

    @queenjulie: What? That is the Brazilian-Portuguese pronounciation of "Jesus," a common Latin/South American name.
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    Image of MerryLilly MerryLilly
    11/30/09

    @queenjulie: Mmm.. it's not stupid. Jesus is a very common name in Spanish and Portuguese, and that's the right way to pronounce it in those languages.
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    Image of Jezebellicose/Queenjulie Jezebellicose/Queenjulie
    11/30/09

    @tonilost: Ah, my bad. I've known lots of Jesuses, but they were all from Mexico. And seeing as it's one of the three things Dodai picked out to note in this post, apparently I'm not the only one who doesn't speak Portugese here.
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    Image of tonilost tonilost
    11/30/09

    @queenjulie: I know, but it's tiring when Americans think all of South America speaks Spanish. It isnt a common name for a Brasiliero or a Portuguese tho, that's for sure.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    He went to DJ school upon arriving in NYC and now earns $15,000 for 90 minutes

    And I'm working on a degree. C'MON. Wrong line of business, here.
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    Image of GlitteryUnicorn GlitteryUnicorn
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    4. He also can turn water into wine, but doesn't like people to ask about it.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/30/09

    In reply to Three Things You Probably Didn't Know About Jesus Luz
    4. He doesn't like it when you call him "Jesus LOLZ."
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    Image of suck_it_monkeys suck_it_monkeys
    11/04/09

    In reply to Boy Story
    I know I am venturing into cute shoes territory, but will someone please tell me what words I can say to my hairstylist to walk out of the salon with hair like that. I always feel awkward bringing in a picture. #madonnajesusluz
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