Dance Moms Is Still the Most Batshit Reality Show on Television

Before you say it, yes, I know: we live in a world of Kardashians and Duggars and multiple reality shows about bad plastic surgery. But as Jezebel has noted before, Dance Moms is fucking bananas, because it includes a tyrannical, condescending, often unhinged adult (Abby Lee Miller) instructing actual children (the…

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Sia's New Video With Shia LeBeouf & Maddie Ziegler Is Bananas


Shia LeBeouf's performance art dreams are totally fulfilled in this clip for Sia's emotional street banger "Elastic Heart," which sees him running around in a flesh colored leotard, in a cage, with Maddie Ziegler of reality TV show Dance Moms, who is 12. Ziegler is a better dancer than your mans, of course, but…